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Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML

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On 08/24/2010 at 12:01pm - health - by prego - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I found out that my brother is engaged to marry an ex-girlfriend of mine. This comes almost two months after my brother divorced ANOTHER ex-girlfriend of mine. FML

Today, my parents threw out the beautiful birthday cake my aunt made me, and served celery sticks at my party because "I need to watch my weight." FML

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On 08/24/2010 at 4:34am - misc - by jace17 - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML

#12716438
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On 08/24/2010 at 4:19am - love - by T.T (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldnt have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriends excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He isn't laughing. FML

#12715880
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On 08/24/2010 at 3:30am - love - by XxDiabolikalXx - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML

#12715856
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On 08/24/2010 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML

#12715752
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On 08/24/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by bestbirthdayever - United States (California)

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

#12714961
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On 08/24/2010 at 2:17am - intimacy - by chewybarseventy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

#12714579
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On 08/24/2010 at 1:52am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while I was on a date, I noticed my ex-boyfriend in the restaurant, and he looked sad. So I walked over to see him and jokingly said, "You look like your mom died or something!" She had. FML

#12712941
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On 08/24/2010 at 12:21am - love - by perfectlybrokenx - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked out of the operating room at the end of an emergency case. I spent ten minutes talking to a woman about her son before we realized I was talking to the wrong family. FML

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On 08/23/2010 at 10:17pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML

#12706855
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On 08/23/2010 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by Ahook1 (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was driving home with my dad after buying a new truck. We were on the freeway and the engine wasn't revving up very much. My dad thought that something was wrong with my transmission, so he reached over to change gears. Most cars won't go into reverse at high speeds. Mine does. FML

#12706799
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On 08/23/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML

#12706497
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On 08/23/2010 at 7:09pm - love - by DormHater (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML

#12706107
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On 08/23/2010 at 6:44pm - misc - by lizardface (woman) - United States (California)



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