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Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11985) - you deserved it (4591)

On 12/03/2008 at 12:04am - misc - by pam - Sent from mobile version

Today, on my first day at a new job, my boss asked how old I was. I replied, "Eighteen." She responded that she was my age thirty years ago, which makes her the same age as my mum. When I told her, she gave me a puzzled look, so I repeated myself. She was my age thirteen years ago, not thirty. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18141) - you deserved it (9629)

On 11/07/2008 at 10:33am - work - by Ulysse - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)



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