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Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
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On 08/18/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
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On 08/18/2010 at 12:52pm - love - by Funless (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, my new $100 electronic cigarette came in the mail. I was so excited to try it out, I used it on the drive to work. The people who sold it to me weren't kidding when they said it looked and felt real. I threw it out the window when I was done. FML
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On 08/18/2010 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. 15 Minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
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On 08/18/2010 at 8:01am - misc - by Herbiee (man) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)
Today, whilst I was working in McDonald's, a customer threw their Quarterpounder at me because it had pickles and he said he didn't want any pickles in his burger. I didn't even serve him. I'd just started my shift. FML
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On 08/18/2010 at 6:31am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I was alone in the car with my grandma for five hours while she told me all about the multiple bladder infections she's had in the past year. FML
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On 08/18/2010 at 2:58am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I put on my new sexy lingerie to get my husband in the mood after work. When I walked into the kitchen where he was reading the newspaper, he eyed me and simply said, "Honey, please, your stomach is the biggest turnoff ever." FML
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On 08/18/2010 at 2:23am - intimacy - by ...thanks honey - United States (California)
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
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On 08/18/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
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On 08/18/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Photagrapher - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went to a water park, and the fee to get in was $39.95. Once I got in I was really thirsty, so I got a soda and then I hear over the intercom that the park is closing due to a clog in the cleaning system. I paid 43.67 for a soda. FML
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On 08/17/2010 at 10:01pm - misc - by Still Dry - United States
Today, I discovered a bat in my new apartment. I found him in my shoe... with my foot. FML
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On 08/17/2010 at 1:09pm - misc - by Bruce (man) - United States (Iowa)
Today, my aunt asked me to babysit my cousin. She gave me a warning that he says he's allergic to foods to get out of eating them. When I brought out my homemade cooking, he told me he was allergic, so I made him eat it anyway. Turns out he WAS allergic. FML
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On 08/17/2010 at 1:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend that told me he was taking a family vacation to Mexico. FML
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Today, I was told that in order to be considered for more jobs, I should remove my college degree from my resume. FML
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On 08/17/2010 at 7:43am - work - by JoannaG25 (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)
Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, I decided to go for the first kiss, but because of my nervous reflex in which I get bloody noses, I ended up bleeding all over her face. FML
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On 08/17/2010 at 3:10am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)
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