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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 August 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2023
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About KelCee_E : I like sarcasm, pancakes, and making rude faces/hand gestures out of heavily tinted windows.
I laugh a lot.
The end.

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Today, my family was preparing a turkey fir my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked wat it was for . My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together . My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe u should get one fir yur daughter." mega FML

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278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99457) - you deserved it (22801)

On 05/06/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Familyskank (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today I Went To The Doctor For A Checkup. The Doctor Went Through The Normal Questions Then Pausd For A Moment And Jottd Something Down. Later When I Got Back Mah Report From The Checkup I Noticd That The Doctor Had Checkd The "no" Box By "sexually Active." She Didn't Even Ask Me That. FML

#1536104
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77605) - you deserved it (5782)

On 05/01/2009 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

#960425
700 comments

I agree, your life sucks (729437) - you deserved it (56575)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to a professional baseball game. In the 5th inning, our row was chosen fir a random giveaway where everyone sitting in the row recievd free roundtrip airline tickets to New York City. While this was going on, I was up, getting a pretzel. FML

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

#56665
512 comments

I agree, your life sucks (241567) - you deserved it (82260)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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