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KeithHarris

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 February 1980 (36 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 75546
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About KeithHarris : Bachelor living in San Francisco. Loving life and living it up

You can find & add me at myspace.com/keithoharris

KeithHarris's page activity

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KeithHarris's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

KeithHarris's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML

by Anonymous / 04/23/2009 at 10:09am / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, I brought a cute guy back from the bar to have sex. He was drunk, so he had trouble getting it up, and I said jokingly "you need to work on that". We fell asleep, and I woke up the next morning to him gone and a note that said "you need to work on not farting in your sleep". FML

by Screwed / 04/22/2009 at 1:46pm / United States (Mississippi) / Intimacy

Today, I went on somewhat of a blind date. The date was OK until he tried to spoon feed me. This didn't go over so well. Later, I noticed a strange looking brief case he was carrying. I asked him what it was and he whipped out 5 yoyos and did a yoyo show in the middle of the restaurant. FML

by 11321 / 04/22/2009 at 1:24am / United States (Missouri) / Love

Today, I told my mom that I was taking antidepressants because I hate myself. She said "That's not surprising. You hate everybody. And, you're kind of a bitch." FML

by Anonymous / 04/20/2009 at 2:22pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous