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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 February 1980 (35 years)
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  • Number of visits : 75410
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About KeithHarris : Bachelor living in San Francisco. Loving life and living it up

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Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML


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On 04/23/2009 at 10:09am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I brought a cute guy back from the bar to have sex. He was drunk, so he had trouble getting it up, and I said jokingly "you need to work on that". We fell asleep, and I woke up the next morning to him gone and a note that said "you need to work on not farting in your sleep". FML


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On 04/22/2009 at 1:46pm - intimacy - by Screwed (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I went on somewhat of a blind date. The date was OK until he tried to spoon feed me. This didn't go over so well. Later, I noticed a strange looking brief case he was carrying. I asked him what it was and he whipped out 5 yoyos and did a yoyo show in the middle of the restaurant. FML


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On 04/22/2009 at 1:24am - misc - by 11321 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I told my mom that I was taking antidepressants because I hate myself. She said "That's not surprising. You hate everybody. And, you're kind of a bitch." FML


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On 04/20/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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