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  • Birth Date : Monday 18 July 1977 (37 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3640
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today I Was Holding Mah 3 Year Old Brother, And Apparently He Thinks It's Hilarious To Pull Mah Tank Top Down And Scream ''BOOBS!'' In Public. FML

#19093688
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31826) - you deserved it (4582)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today... I discovered how startling it is to wake up by having yur cat springboard off yur face. The intended prey? Two fornicating geckos on the cieling. big fat FML

Today , I ad to case ma naked broters around ma ouse fir twenty minutes , trying to get tem to take a bat , allile tey were casing ma best friend around yelling , "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

#19076647
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24047) - you deserved it (2473)

On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

Today , te girl I ave a crus on textd me to go out tonigt. Wen I got to er ouse , se peerd at me quizzically and askd , ( Wat do you want? Did I text you? ) FML

#19007190
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28798) - you deserved it (2040)

On 02/06/2012 at 12:35am - love - by hudd357mag (man) - United States

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my carhen a man walking behind me told me not to be scared!! I turned around to tell him there was no problem!! He was naked!!

#18991669
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31628) - you deserved it (2759) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/04/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by DarkDolly - France

Today, mah son learned that when u slide a mug acros the kitchen table, it doesn't stop where u expect it to like in the old cartoons. I then learned what it feels like to have a full mug of hot chocolate spilled onto mah crotch. FML

#18972583
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23788) - you deserved it (3020)

On 02/01/2012 at 10:11pm - kids - by Bruce (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today , mah son sprayed our white couch with Febreze. This would have been great , were the "Febreze" not actually black spray paint. FML

#18969036
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26045) - you deserved it (3587)

On 02/01/2012 at 2:35pm - kids - by Anonymous -

Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML

#18958302
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22858) - you deserved it (4342)

On 01/31/2012 at 1:22am - kids - by beautifulme (woman) - United States

TODAY MY BOYFRIEND DUMPED ME ALL BECAUSE E'S SCARED OF MY MOTER. FML

#18715469
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28655) - you deserved it (5101)

On 01/05/2012 at 11:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot an sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food an toss it on the floor. FML

Today , at work , I found a used condom in the fax machine. I'm the electrical maintenance repair for the company. I have to untangle it from the belts. fat FML

#17757588
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26078) - you deserved it (1712)

On 09/16/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Help - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was put on notice at work due to "anger problem." Apparently, siging in a meeting means u will be labeled as someone wit a sort temper. However te creepy stalker guy is on te fast track to management. FML

#17694865
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21449) - you deserved it (2649)

On 09/08/2011 at 4:23am - work - by blue (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage grl ran up behind me an dumpd a carton of milk on my head. She said, ( The cow master baptizes you! ) an then ran in the opposite drection, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34663) - you deserved it (3770)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

yesterday my daughter told me that my head is shapd like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML

#16881052
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38420) - you deserved it (5129)

On 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by MakeMyDay_27 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to dig up twin boys birth certificates 4 baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name 4 eight an a half years. FML

#16847763
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18511) - you deserved it (63350)

On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)



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