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About Keiren : Nothing to see here, move along.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Today, mah son learned that when u slide a mug acros the kitchen table, it doesn't stop where u expect it to like in the old cartoons. I then learned what it feels like to have a full mug of hot chocolate spilled onto mah crotch. FML
Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot an sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food an toss it on the floor. FML
Today, I was put on notice at work due to "anger problem." Apparently, siging in a meeting means u will be labeled as someone wit a sort temper. However te creepy stalker guy is on te fast track to management. FML
Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage grl ran up behind me an dumpd a carton of milk on my head. She said, ( The cow master baptizes you! ) an then ran in the opposite drection, cackling madly. FML
Friday 27 March 2015