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Keigan_Albers

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Town/Country : bellevue, Ne
Title : Miss
Birth Date : Monday 29 November 1993 (18 years)
Number of visits : 147
Number of comments : 0
Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Keigan_Albers : I'm Keigan. And, i just like to see how much your life sucks. (:

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

I agree, your life sucks (753625) - you deserved it (63712)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my 63 years old neighbor jumped out of his window… I was the first to find him alive, naked and stuck in a bush… I shouldn’t have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance to rescue him… he was my landlord. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30112) - you deserved it (14441)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful half naked brunette in my bed. 2 minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17 (85)

I agree, your life sucks (52743) - you deserved it (13283)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -

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