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Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said "turn around" it was her. FML


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On 05/15/2011 at 1:20am - misc - by marmarr - United States

Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300 pound man walked out, shook his head, and said "I'm sorry" to me. FML


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On 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by mr_p - United States (Illinois)

Today, my parents had a fight, which is a pretty normal occurrence at our house. But today, they fought over an orange. Dad is now sitting in his bedroom with the aforementioned orange. FML


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On 10/26/2009 at 6:15am - misc - by Roida (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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