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Kefka91

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 October 1991 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3177
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Kefka91 : Hello, um... Yeah...
I like anime, video games, drawing, music, guys, movies, furries, reading, and being grammatically correct.

Message me if you want. I'm a pretty chill person.

Kefka91's page activity

Visits<b>Zatert</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 9:44pm<b>plsdonthateme</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 11:34pm<b>FujisakiChihiro</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 9:50pm<b>insanelocket</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 1:21pm<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 10:17pm<b>Emmalyne606777</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 5:43am<b>Princess_Eevee9</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 9:48pm<b>heroqucas</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 6:26am<b>HealthKitt</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 2:18pm<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 7:17am<b>mynameischarles</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 3:39pm<b>whatevertbh</b> - the 12/11/2015 at 4:12pm<b>organizse</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 7:43am<b>double_doll</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 9:00pm<b>Aukrenchi</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 1:58pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 09/09/2015 at 8:36am<b>kevinivek</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 6:15pm<b>cabub007</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 11:55am

Fucked!<b>FujisakiChihiro</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 3:50am<b>HealthKitt</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 8:18pm<b>double_doll</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 3:01am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 12:32am<b>Princess_Eevee9</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 2:41pm<b>cocoapanda</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 11:17am

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Kefka91's favorite FMLs

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

by redhanded / 05/28/2011 at 5:24am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

by greenhide8 / 05/28/2011 at 1:27am / United States (North Dakota) / Money

Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman came to me and asked if I would like her old clothes. I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a guy." She then said, "You could have just said no, instead of rudely lying to me." FML

by Imaman / 05/28/2011 at 12:09am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML

by valerie / 05/27/2011 at 9:04pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I overheard a conversation between my boyfriend and his best friend about how to shave one's nuts completely. FML

by Anonymous / 05/27/2011 at 11:44am / Romania (Arad) / Intimacy

Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML

by Anonymous / 05/27/2011 at 10:00am / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Miscellaneous

Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML

by Alice / 05/27/2011 at 1:46am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

by moe / 05/27/2011 at 1:26am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to give a 63 year old man a shot. He started bawling before I even brought out the needle. I tried to get him calm down. Then he grabbed the needle, threw it at me and ran out the door. FML

by Anonymous / 05/26/2011 at 11:05pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML

by Motionless / 05/26/2011 at 5:55am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML

by Fred / 05/26/2011 at 2:00am / Canada (Alberta) / Work

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

by Brilliant... / 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

by Username / 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, my boss and I were preparing a lunch order for a nearby real-estate agency. I noticed that the order was riddled with spelling mistakes, so I laughed and mocked the realtors calling them stupid and incompetent. My boss then pointed out that the order was written in his handwriting. FML

by Anonymous / 05/25/2011 at 9:55am / Australia (Tasmania) / Work

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that "it's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

by BurnedByAWaiter / 05/24/2011 at 9:59am / Miscellaneous