About Kefka91 : Hello, um... Yeah...
I like anime, video games, drawing, music, guys, movies, furries, reading, and being grammatically correct.
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Kefka91's favorite FMLs
by redhanded / 05/28/2011 at 5:24am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by greenhide8 / 05/28/2011 at 1:27am / United States (North Dakota) / Money
Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman came to me and asked if I would like her old clothes. I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a guy." She then said, "You could have just said no, instead of rudely lying to me." FML
by Imaman / 05/28/2011 at 12:09am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by valerie / 05/27/2011 at 9:04pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/27/2011 at 11:44am / Romania (Arad) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/27/2011 at 10:00am / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Miscellaneous
Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML
by Alice / 05/27/2011 at 1:46am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by moe / 05/27/2011 at 1:26am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to give a 63 year old man a shot. He started bawling before I even brought out the needle. I tried to get him calm down. Then he grabbed the needle, threw it at me and ran out the door. FML
by Anonymous / 05/26/2011 at 11:05pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work
by Motionless / 05/26/2011 at 5:55am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML
by Fred / 05/26/2011 at 2:00am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by Brilliant... / 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, my boss and I were preparing a lunch order for a nearby real-estate agency. I noticed that the order was riddled with spelling mistakes, so I laughed and mocked the realtors calling them stupid and incompetent. My boss then pointed out that the order was written in his handwriting. FML
by Anonymous / 05/25/2011 at 9:55am / Australia (Tasmania) / Work
Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that "it's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML
by BurnedByAWaiter / 05/24/2011 at 9:59am / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, I was talking with my slightly skinflint girlfriend, who just moved in with me. “I think you… Today, I travelled in a shared taxi on the winding roads of the Peruvian Andes. The guy next to me…