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Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20515) - you deserved it (41057)

On 01/21/2013 at 1:32am - love - by black and yellow - United States (California)

Today, months into supporting my mum with her part time cleaning job by cooking dinner for my large family after university, I found out that she doesn't actually have a job, she just leaves the house for a few hours because she doesn't want to cook dinner. FML

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On 01/21/2013 at 1:03am - work - by CollegeChef (woman) - Australia



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