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Kayloe
  • Town/Country : Virginia, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 August 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 656
  • Number of comments : 215
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Kayloe : I lile zombies, though I imagine I would be one of characters to die a horrifically stupid death in a zombie apocalypse.

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Today, just like the last several days, I walked out to my car after class only to notice the Justin Beiber stickers arranged on my bumper and license plates. My dad put them there, and thinks it's just as hilarious as the first time. He has four packs of stickers left. FML

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On 09/18/2013 at 12:22am - misc - by NonBelieber - United States (Alabama)

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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On 09/10/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was tutoring a band member. Whenever I ask him to play a D or any D scale, he stops just to snicker and say, "Ha ha. D." He still sucks. I hate his guts. FML

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On 04/25/2013 at 3:55am - work - by justgivemethed - United States (California)

Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML

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On 04/02/2013 at 12:11am - work - by QuinnyZebrass (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while I was at work, I was on the verge of tears. My coworker asked what was wrong and I explained that I recently had to put my dog down. He then replied, "Cool story, bro. Tell it again." FML

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On 03/29/2013 at 4:23am - work - by CoolStoryBro -

Today, a few months after my co-worker had stopped wearing her engagement ring, I decided to put on the moves and start flirting with her. I soon found out that her fiancé had died, and that she's nowhere near over him, despite her brave face. I feel like a total asshole. FML

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On 03/24/2013 at 5:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML

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On 03/21/2013 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by ldn (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, my department found out that we're getting a new supervisor for the third time this month. I joked about how we're like "the foster kid nobody wants." One of my coworkers burst into tears and ran off. I later found out that she had been a foster child and never once had a stable home. FML

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On 03/19/2013 at 5:59am - work - by Luke - United States (New York)



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