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Kaylie15
  • Town/Country : South Milwaukee, WI, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 March 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 94
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Kaylie15 : My name is Kaylie and I am 20 years old. I have been with my boyfriend Zak for 7 years. I am attending Carthage College and I'm majoring in psychology and criminal justice. If you want to know more about me, feel free to message me.

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Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

#17063070
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51474) - you deserved it (2565)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML

#17027356
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33699) - you deserved it (1997) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 11:46am - health - by Anonymous - Belgium (Liege)

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

#17004693
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45302) - you deserved it (5023)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was pretending to use the force to operate the elevator at my hotel, getting really into it. Someone was waiting to get on at my floor and saw me. Not to mention the staff now brings it up every time I'm around. Apparently they have cameras in their elevators. FML

#4342634
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6357) - you deserved it (34326)

On 08/06/2009 at 7:16pm - misc - by beckzx58 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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