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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 213
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Kaylee_k16 : The name is Kaylee, I like piercings and tattoos, I'm 16, and I play basketball. Live the diamond life.

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Today, I tried skydiving for the first time. The professional I was attached to had a boner the whole way down. FML


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On 08/14/2014 at 11:36pm - intimacy - by emmamrose7 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML


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On 07/27/2014 at 1:12pm - love - by fingwhore (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mom and dad played rock, paper, scissors over who gets to spend the night with me in the hospital tonight while I have surgery. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48725) - you deserved it (4092)

On 07/15/2014 at 4:11pm - health - by smh (woman) - United States

Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML


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On 03/09/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by je_regrette_tout (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was sitting on the chair-lift on a ski trip. There was a shift in gears and the metal in the seat began to vibrate. My dad, sister, and step-mom were all on the lift with me, not feeling a thing. It's terribly awkward to converse with your family while you involuntarily orgasm. FML


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On 02/26/2013 at 10:00pm - intimacy - by Frostbitten (woman) - United States (Maine)

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