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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 April 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 183
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Kaylee_Knudsen : It's always funnier when it happens to someone else!

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Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29868) - you deserved it (5138)

On 09/30/2012 at 12:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML


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