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About KayleeT : The only emotions I feel are tired and no.

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Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML

#2592984
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I agree, your life sucks (10845) - you deserved it (167214)

On 06/04/2009 at 6:38am - misc - by Unluggee (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17769) - you deserved it (55480)

On 04/19/2009 at 5:52pm - work - by Crunchy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40935) - you deserved it (9788)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)



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