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KayleeFrye

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KayleeFrye

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 December 1982 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1921
  • Number of comments : 191
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About KayleeFrye : I love reading the funny sh*t that happens in peoples' lives. I hate the bigotry, meanness, and ignorance of many of the comments. As a teacher, I am a bit of a grammar snob, but I try to refrain from crossing the line into Grammar Nazi.

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML

#2388
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20530) - you deserved it (1957)

On 01/23/2009 at 8:55pm - love - by sigh - United States (New York)

Today, I was hitting on a girl that was getting ready to walk into the same class as I. We were waiting outside the room, and I told her that I heard the Professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down in a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

#2109
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9367) - you deserved it (31070)

On 01/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by footinmouth - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was hanging out with a couple of friends and one of them tells a funny story about how he filled a condom with syrup and put it in his friend's mouth while he was asleep. Me with my big mouth starts to say, "Condoms taste na--" and stopped myself as everyone started laughing at me. FML

#1302
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5481) - you deserved it (22218)

On 01/15/2009 at 7:39pm - misc - by jen - United States (Arkansas)

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

#703
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7223) - you deserved it (27212)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML

#621
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18366) - you deserved it (2652)

On 12/29/2008 at 1:09am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son laughed at me when I tried to get him to put a bit more effort into his schoolwork. His grandmother had kindly given him all my shitty school reports from when I was his age. FML

#493
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20462) - you deserved it (6481)

On 12/11/2008 at 7:21am - kids - by fataldisease - Sent from mobile version

Today, a girl in my class turned around and said, "Wow, you've got your photo on a rubber! That's amazing!" The rubber was designed to look like a £10 note, and the picture was of the Queen of England. FML

#491
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17384) - you deserved it (1952)

On 12/11/2008 at 12:13am - misc - by Elizabeth - Sent from mobile version

Today, my husband invited his boss and his wife to dinner. During the meal, I tasted the wine and apologised for its bad quality, somewhat annoyed: "Dont drink that, I'll go and look for another bottle." Unfortunately, it was our guests who had brought the wine in question. FML

#416
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20974) - you deserved it (8820)

On 11/29/2008 at 11:11am - misc - by Buzz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried demonstrate to my little brother that, unlike what he sees in cartoons, it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML

#336
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7662) - you deserved it (31049)

On 11/18/2008 at 10:44pm - kids - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I had an important appointment for a job. During the interview, my cellphone rang. My ringtone is "Denver, the last Dinosaur". FML

#320
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7102) - you deserved it (26459)

On 11/17/2008 at 4:54am - work - by Dothy - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML

#170
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15849) - you deserved it (46145)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML

#141
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13197) - you deserved it (36297)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)



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