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KayleeFrye

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 December 1982 (33 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3005
  • Number of comments : 216
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About KayleeFrye : I love reading the funny sh*t that happens in peoples' lives. I hate the bigotry, meanness, and ignorance of many of the comments. As a teacher, I am a bit of a grammar snob, but I try to refrain from crossing the line into Grammar Nazi.

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Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML

#5223643
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14152) - you deserved it (43827)

On 09/13/2009 at 4:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

#5145727
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10724) - you deserved it (57336)

On 09/09/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by Victor (man) - United States

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

#125156
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61191) - you deserved it (7383)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by iliketurtles (man) - United States (California)

Today, I rolled over a curb and bent one of the signs that read "Please Park Here After Your Road Test," at the DMV, because my foot slipped off the brake just before I put the car in park, which would've ended my Test. The first words out of the examiner's mouth were, "Well you would've passed." FML

#121657
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21799) - you deserved it (30478)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:02am - misc - by ouagadougou (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

#112335
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (156817) - you deserved it (13320)

On 02/23/2009 at 7:51am - kids - by lifesucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my sister had a friend over and I had just gotten out of the shower. I wrapped something around me and walked across the living room. When I walked through, they both started laughing hysterically. Turns out, I grabbed a poncho and the hole for the head ended up right over my crotch. FML

#110231
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16300) - you deserved it (40127)

On 02/22/2009 at 11:50pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless gift. He shyly gave me my birthday present afterwards. It was a carebear. FML

#94960
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10730) - you deserved it (64810)

On 02/21/2009 at 6:52am - misc - by eejit (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I realized that the beef jerky someone had left on the counter and that I'd been sneaking a few pieces of every morning had a cartoon dog holding two strips of beef jerky. I wondered why nobody else was eating it. It was beef jerky for dogs. FML

#94421
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9186) - you deserved it (48922)

On 02/21/2009 at 2:44am - animals - by Chubsley (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (258052) - you deserved it (88046)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

#55493
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10955) - you deserved it (66425)

On 02/16/2009 at 7:24pm - misc - by lunarboy (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was instructed by my boss to welcome the 2 new foreign business partners since I am the only one who could speak their language. When they arrived I greeted them in their language. One of them scratched his head and asked his companion in plain and clear English, "What did he say?" FML

#45177
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36779) - you deserved it (4797)

On 02/15/2009 at 1:21am - misc - by Salaryman (man) - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML

#30377
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43970) - you deserved it (5185)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by atterz123 (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML

#24664
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38290) - you deserved it (8023)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by Chicketi (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML

#4679
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9401) - you deserved it (30926)

On 02/01/2009 at 11:45am - misc - by Miko - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I decided to make a toaster scramble. I thought it was bad enough when the pastry fell through the grate in the toaster over. Then it burst into flames. After 5 minutes of fanning the smoke away from the smoke detector, it still went off. Now my entire dorm building is outside in a snowstorm. FML

#3178
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21591) - you deserved it (5496)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by im_a_mocker - United States (New York)



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