About KayleeFrye : I love reading the funny sh*t that happens in peoples' lives. I hate the bigotry, meanness, and ignorance of many of the comments. As a teacher, I am a bit of a grammar snob, but I try to refrain from crossing the line into Grammar Nazi.
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Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm - kids - by unnamed - United States (California)
Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 10:10am - misc - by Bec (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 9:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Roode (man) - United States (West Virginia)
Today, I accidentally asked a one-armed man which arm he wanted me to take blood from. He asked for a different nurse. FML
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On 07/21/2011 at 7:35pm - work - by ohmygosh - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, whenever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'm whipped by a seven year old. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that my boss dressed up like the lead singer from KISS and hit us with a foam sword at random. My boss is 49. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 11:19am - work - by Bill Harrison - United States
Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 11:17am - kids - by xBubbles38 - United States
Today, after spending over $1000 on plane tickets, I'm visiting my family for the first time in five years. Two hours after I arrived, everyone is screaming at each other and taking their rage out on me. They still ask why I never visit. FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by Kurochrome - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by sorehead (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Mothering (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, it was the last day of school. My students shared what they thought of me. Expecting to hear wonderful things, all of their complaints can be summed up in a few words: I'm a liar, a killer of dreams, I need to grow up, and I was a big disappointment to them. I'm a first-year teacher. FML
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On 05/30/2011 at 9:59pm - work - by sashimieater - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML
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On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -
Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML
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On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was teaching a class and my student pointed out that I used the wrong "your" while writing on the board. FML
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On 01/15/2010 at 12:39pm - work - by englishfail (woman) - United States (Illinois)
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