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KayleeFrye

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 December 1982 (33 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3023
  • Number of comments : 224
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About KayleeFrye : I love reading the funny sh*t that happens in peoples' lives. I hate the bigotry, meanness, and ignorance of many of the comments. As a teacher, I am a bit of a grammar snob, but I try to refrain from crossing the line into Grammar Nazi.

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KayleeFrye's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

#17556947
412 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34315) - you deserved it (6201)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42547) - you deserved it (3106)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, a downstairs neighbor of mine claimed money from me because apparently my dog took a dump on the fire escape, and the poop fell through the grates and on her groceries. I don't have a dog, but I paid the money anyway, because I was too ashamed to tell her it was my husband. FML

#17421184
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40952) - you deserved it (8664)

On 08/09/2011 at 6:55pm - animals - by Zoe Avila - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29541) - you deserved it (15910)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I had to tell my teenage son that no, his knowledge of the English language was not passed down to him genetically. FML

#17388781
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26805) - you deserved it (3658)

On 08/06/2011 at 4:39pm - kids - by Tabby (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my German wasn't as great as I thought it was. Trying to give directions to some German tourists, I tried to say, "I hope I don't get you lost." Turns out I actually said something closer to, "I hope I don't seduce you." FML

#17388195
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26328) - you deserved it (6017)

On 08/06/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by lostforwords (woman) - Ireland (Tipperary)

Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

#17384157
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32929) - you deserved it (3669)

On 08/06/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by nomorecookies - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had to pay a $150 late fee because my landlord didn't receive the rent check. My boyfriend had addressed the envelope to himself and put the landlord's as the return address. FML

#17379762
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26683) - you deserved it (3857)

On 08/05/2011 at 5:41pm - money - by sunflower226 - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

#17375446
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52850) - you deserved it (2683)

On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)

Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML

#17374086
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27814) - you deserved it (9964)

On 08/05/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by Fred - Japan

Today, severely tired and pulling an all-nighter, I was editing documents at work. Eventually the words blurred together and "which" began to look funny, so I corrected them. I realized too late that I'd turned in the company's brochure with every "which" spelt as "witch". FML

#17368765
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14171) - you deserved it (27395)

On 08/04/2011 at 4:49pm - work - by Donny - United States

Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML

#17367544
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10160) - you deserved it (122261)

On 08/04/2011 at 2:28pm - money - by Joe - United States (Florida)

Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter, who is 18, asked me why the lights on the car still worked. FML

#17333376
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39443) - you deserved it (9463)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by OhDeary (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML

#17296721
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28081) - you deserved it (10178)

On 07/29/2011 at 10:27am - misc - by sofargone420 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, at a campfire, I whipped out my guitar to serenade this girl I like with a Nick Drake song. When I was done, she said it was nice, but that my singing voice sounds a bit like the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show. A couple of people nearby burst out laughing in agreement. FML

#17290370
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27931) - you deserved it (6650)

On 07/28/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by Branski - United States



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