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  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 November 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 351
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Kaylaxoo's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML

#17337129
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33456) - you deserved it (2890)

On 08/01/2011 at 10:46pm - misc - by Username - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

#17332249
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29206) - you deserved it (11709)

On 08/01/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by howniceofyou (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML

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182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33681) - you deserved it (14281)

On 07/31/2011 at 9:16pm - health - by preggo (woman) - United States (Nebraska)



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