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Kaylan_Paige
  • Town/Country : Rogers, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 55
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Kaylan_Paige : Hey it's Kay! I love seeing everyone's funny comments! I don't really know what to say so if you want to get to know me just message me I guess haha, I hope your life doesn't suck too bad but hearing about it makes me feel better!:) GO HOGS!

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Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46821) - you deserved it (6377)

On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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