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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 November 1989 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1000
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room is half the size of the room next to it. The room next to it is my step mom's walk-in closet. FML

#849768
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (166969) - you deserved it (9181)

On 04/07/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by Powerfool (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was telling my younger brother and sister how important it is to know how to use a knife properly : while slicing potatoes. Just as I was saying how stupid people can be with knives, the potato slipped on the counter. I sliced open my hand while talking about knife safety. FML

#569980
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19912) - you deserved it (53291)

On 03/24/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by nessacadesa (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was telling my younger brother and sister how important it is to know how to use a knife properly : while slicing potatoes. Just as I was saying how stupid people can be with knives, the potato slipped on the counter. I sliced open my hand while talking about knife safety. FML

#569980
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19912) - you deserved it (53291)

On 03/24/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by nessacadesa (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was telling my younger brother and sister how important it is to know how to use a knife properly : while slicing potatoes. Just as I was saying how stupid people can be with knives, the potato slipped on the counter. I sliced open my hand while talking about knife safety. FML

#569980
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19912) - you deserved it (53291)

On 03/24/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by nessacadesa (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was telling my younger brother and sister how important it is to know how to use a knife properly : while slicing potatoes. Just as I was saying how stupid people can be with knives, the potato slipped on the counter. I sliced open my hand while talking about knife safety. FML

#569980
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19912) - you deserved it (53291)

On 03/24/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by nessacadesa (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

#2729
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45509) - you deserved it (2283)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

#2729
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45509) - you deserved it (2283)

On 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm - health - by Noname - Japan (Fukuoka)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46822) - you deserved it (8749)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46822) - you deserved it (8749)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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