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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 November 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1569
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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TODAY, A MAN I DON'T KNOW CUMMED UP TO ME AN STARTED SCREAMING ABOUT HOW "ALL U DAMN MEXICANS WERE STEALING AMERICAN'S JOBS" AN HE STORMED OFF. I'M NATIVE AMERICAN, AN I'M PRETTY SURE WE'VE BEEN HERE LONGER. FML

#7482237
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51366) - you deserved it (4082)

On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today... I was looking at my wedding pictures I ad just orderd an I trid to flick someting off one of te pictures... but it wouldn't come off. In a panic I quickly lookd troug all of my pictures an realizd tat I ad a booger sticking out of my nose. No one told me. FML

#6681986
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32523) - you deserved it (3662)

On 12/09/2009 at 4:06pm - love - by boogerbrain (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today... I was looking at my wedding pictures I ad just orderd an I trid to flick someting off one of te pictures... but it wouldn't come off. In a panic I quickly lookd troug all of my pictures an realizd tat I ad a booger sticking out of my nose. No one told me. FML

#6681986
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32523) - you deserved it (3662)

On 12/09/2009 at 4:06pm - love - by boogerbrain (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today... I was looking at my wedding pictures I ad just orderd an I trid to flick someting off one of te pictures... but it wouldn't come off. In a panic I quickly lookd troug all of my pictures an realizd tat I ad a booger sticking out of my nose. No one told me. FML

#6681986
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32523) - you deserved it (3662)

On 12/09/2009 at 4:06pm - love - by boogerbrain (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit . FML

#6089701
92 comments

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On 10/31/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit . FML

#6089701
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31932) - you deserved it (2679)

On 10/31/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, this guy who likes me accused me of cutting myself. I asked him wat he was talking about, and he said, ( Don't lie, I saw those scars on yur thighs when we went swimming. ) I have stretch marks on my inner thighs, and now I have to explain them to him so he doesn't think I cut myself. FML

#5940932
132 comments

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On 10/22/2009 at 3:41am - misc - by tessykins - United States (California)

Today, this guy who likes me accused me of cutting myself. I asked him wat he was talking about, and he said, ( Don't lie, I saw those scars on yur thighs when we went swimming. ) I have stretch marks on my inner thighs, and now I have to explain them to him so he doesn't think I cut myself. FML

#5940932
132 comments

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On 10/22/2009 at 3:41am - misc - by tessykins - United States (California)

Today mah girlfriend of a year broke up with me cuz I didn't fight some guy that startd hitting her right in front of me.. . In a dream . She was totally serious . FML

#5369029
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58918) - you deserved it (3579)

On 09/20/2009 at 9:21am - love - by dreamdude (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today mah girlfriend of a year broke up with me cuz I didn't fight some guy that startd hitting her right in front of me.. . In a dream . She was totally serious . FML

#5369029
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58918) - you deserved it (3579)

On 09/20/2009 at 9:21am - love - by dreamdude (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today mah girlfriend of a year broke up with me cuz I didn't fight some guy that startd hitting her right in front of me.. . In a dream . She was totally serious . FML

#5369029
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58918) - you deserved it (3579)

On 09/20/2009 at 9:21am - love - by dreamdude (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today mah girlfriend of a year broke up with me cuz I didn't fight some guy that startd hitting her right in front of me.. . In a dream . She was totally serious . FML

#5369029
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58918) - you deserved it (3579)

On 09/20/2009 at 9:21am - love - by dreamdude (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I got out of the shower to fine my cat staring up at me . Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her , so she jumped up an clawed an tried to bite it . FML

#5189788
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41236) - you deserved it (6735)

On 09/11/2009 at 4:46pm - animals - by ouchh (man) - United States (California)

Today , I got out of the shower to fine my cat staring up at me . Apparently my swinging penis looks like a cat toy to her , so she jumped up an clawed an tried to bite it . FML

#5189788
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41236) - you deserved it (6735)

On 09/11/2009 at 4:46pm - animals - by ouchh (man) - United States (California)

Today , I walked in on ma boyfriend umping ma stuffed rabbit . I tougt e was trying to be funny until I saw tat e ad an erection . FML

#4570183
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60353) - you deserved it (4508)

On 08/16/2009 at 9:58am - intimacy - by bunny (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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