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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 November 1989 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 992
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40135) - you deserved it (6210)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40135) - you deserved it (6210)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML

#16992661
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31572) - you deserved it (2415)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:20pm - money - by Broguy - Canada

Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML

#16992661
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31572) - you deserved it (2415)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:20pm - money - by Broguy - Canada

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

#15867292
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28234) - you deserved it (11531)

On 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

#15867292
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28234) - you deserved it (11531)

On 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States

Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML

#14934394
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24239) - you deserved it (3067)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML

#14934394
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24239) - you deserved it (3067)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words "You're fired." FML

#14074861
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24177) - you deserved it (2130)

On 12/03/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words "You're fired." FML

#14074861
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24177) - you deserved it (2130)

On 12/03/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that the reason I'm working as a kitchen staff instead of out on the floor of the café is because the boss does not think I'm attractive enough. My boss is my brother. FML

#13561259
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27042) - you deserved it (3584)

On 10/23/2010 at 11:13am - work - by Dude - Singapore

Today, I found out that the reason I'm working as a kitchen staff instead of out on the floor of the café is because the boss does not think I'm attractive enough. My boss is my brother. FML

#13561259
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27042) - you deserved it (3584)

On 10/23/2010 at 11:13am - work - by Dude - Singapore

Today, I took my iPod to Walmart to replace the battery. They tell me to call Apple. I go home again and call Apple. They tell me to call Walmart. I call Walmart. They tell me to bring it in. FML

#13539571
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29622) - you deserved it (3514)

On 10/21/2010 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I took my iPod to Walmart to replace the battery. They tell me to call Apple. I go home again and call Apple. They tell me to call Walmart. I call Walmart. They tell me to bring it in. FML

#13539571
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29622) - you deserved it (3514)

On 10/21/2010 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML

#7482237
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49416) - you deserved it (3929)

On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)



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