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Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, whenever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'm whipped by a seven year old. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house to meet her entire family for the first time. Trying not to be rude, I ate their 12-bean and chorizo soup. Now I'm stuck in the bathroom trying to unclog the toilet with no plunger. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by PissNTra - United States
Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that my boss dressed up like the lead singer from KISS and hit us with a foam sword at random. My boss is 49. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 11:19am - work - by Bill Harrison - United States
Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 2:24am - kids - by hatemylife - United States (New York)
Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by KidCudi227 - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she was spending so much time on my neck it finally hit me. She was frantically and secretly trying to remove the gum she got stuck in my hair. She failed. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by tLee - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend and his bandmates were doing a live interview for a web show. Drunk off his ass, my boyfriend starts telling the internet how his ex-girlfriend is his biggest inspiration. I was standing right next to him. FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 9:20pm - love - by Btwigster (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was at a restaurant with my son when he started to choke on his food. Panicked, I grabbed the closest drink I could reach and made him gulp it down. Only when I received tons of dirty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 8:36pm - kids - by stargirl - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
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On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML
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Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
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On 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States
Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words "You're fired." FML
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On 12/03/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that the reason I'm working as a kitchen staff instead of out on the floor of the café is because the boss does not think I'm attractive enough. My boss is my brother. FML
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