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About Kayaker96 : Sup. I'm from DC, I enjoy kayaking, pottery, and playing the bass. Also I'm a ninja.

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Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29234) - you deserved it (2786)

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