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Kayaker96
  • Town/Country : washington dc, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 99
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Kayaker96 : Sup. I'm from DC, I enjoy kayaking, pottery, and playing the bass. Also I'm a ninja.

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Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25657) - you deserved it (2504)

On 10/30/2011 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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