About KaySL : Hola gilipollas.
If you've ever sent another FMLer a PM complimenting them on their looks, asking if they have kik, etc. just kill yourself now. Beats inevitably winding up being a lifetime signatory to the sex offenders register.
About KaySL : Hola gilipollas.
KaySL's FML badges
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
KaySL's favorite FMLs
Today, I introduced my boyfriend of two weeks to my parents. My dad asked me to leave the room so they could have some "guy talk". I eavesdropped, only to hear the words "sex-crazed fuck" and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me. FML
by soontobedumped / 01/15/2012 at 2:26pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 / 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by budbunny13 / 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm / United States (California) / Animals
by bride / 02/14/2011 at 1:24am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by alone / 02/14/2011 at 12:34am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by Roxas / 02/14/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
by NotAsToughAsHeThinks / 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm / United States (Montana) / Health
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
by Katrina / 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/02/2011 at 1:22pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Geek
Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML
by Anonymous / 11/25/2010 at 12:24am / United States (Washington) / Transportation
by linda / 11/22/2010 at 4:14pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by rebeccacaissie / 11/21/2010 at 1:16pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 11/20/2010 at 10:46am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 10/23/2010 at 5:07am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, my friends took me to a strip club for my 25th birthday. I went onstage with 5 dollars in my mouth to tip the dancer. She then took off my belt and pants and spanked me 25 times with the buckle end of the belt. I paid a stripper 5 dollars to whoop my ass. FML
by Anonymous / 10/06/2010 at 7:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana…