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  • Town/Country : Cáceres, Spain
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 August 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 11128
  • Number of comments : 1995
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About KaySL : Hola gilipollas.

If you've ever sent another FMLer a PM complimenting them on their looks, asking if they have kik, etc. just kill yourself now. Beats inevitably winding up being a lifetime signatory to the sex offenders register.

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I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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KaySL's favorite FMLs

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15150) - you deserved it (51436)

On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46306) - you deserved it (9266)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, several family members, including my mum, deleted me from Facebook in a concerted show of contempt. Apparently, I just can't shut up about World of Warcraft. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8350) - you deserved it (49395)

On 01/02/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32851) - you deserved it (5196)

On 11/22/2010 at 4:14pm - misc - by linda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML


I agree, your life sucks (27934) - you deserved it (8588)

On 11/21/2010 at 1:16pm - love - by rebeccacaissie - United States

Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26515) - you deserved it (16646)

On 11/20/2010 at 10:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41005) - you deserved it (9069)

On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML


I agree, your life sucks (74291) - you deserved it (16245)

On 04/27/2009 at 2:24am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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