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KayMinaj
  • Town/Country : Mechanicsville, Virginia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 July 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 384
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML

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On 03/14/2012 at 1:18am - love - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I angrily tweeted about having fruitlessly searched for over an hour for my car keys. Minutes later, some guy told me to check beneath the "stack of skid-marked underwear" on my bedroom floor. I'm not sure if it was a lucky guess, or if I should start carrying mace. FML

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On 03/09/2012 at 9:09pm - misc - by skid kid (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

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On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to a Mexican restaurant with my family. I got stuck trying to decide whether I should get the fajitas or the tacos. I ended up getting the tacos because I didn't want the fajitas to come in sizzling, and I didn't want to "make a scene". My social anxiety has hit a new low. FML

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On 03/03/2012 at 10:09pm - misc - by mexicandelicacy (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

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On 02/24/2012 at 3:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

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104 comments

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On 02/24/2012 at 3:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML

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On 01/28/2012 at 10:46am - animals - by tannarox - United States (California)

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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113 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 1:32am - health - by ???? - United States

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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332 comments

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On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML

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151 comments

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On 12/27/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by ;)loganberry(; - United States (Montana)

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

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244 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Pimpleeater (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I got aroused by the vanilla scent from an unused trash bag. FML

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105 comments

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On 12/19/2011 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by BKCK4187 - United States

Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML

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On 12/15/2011 at 4:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

Today, a creepy old guy on the bus asked me if I wanted to "lick it." When I said no, he tried to convince me by telling me that "it tastes good." FML

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113 comments

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On 12/12/2011 at 6:17pm - intimacy - by flowerchildd2 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I walked in on my mom, braiding my dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; my mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided. FML

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198 comments

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On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Joe (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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