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by anal-retentive / 06/23/2016 at 4:00pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, while vacationing with my boyfriend of 9 years, he started writing "Wi" in the sand. I instantly hoped he was going to propose by writing, "Will you marry me" on the beach. He spelled out "wiener" instead. FML
by ForeverAGirlfriend / 06/13/2016 at 12:40am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by stuck / 06/12/2016 at 1:59am / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Love
by Jo_kat / 06/08/2016 at 11:56pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/01/2016 at 7:05am / Canada (Quebec) / Health
by sociallyawkward / 05/18/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (Georgia) / Money
by Anonymous / 05/16/2016 at 12:48am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by somuchhatesolittleworld / 05/09/2016 at 10:00pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was trying to sleep, when I felt someone rattling my bed from underneath. Petrified from shock, I lied there for what felt like hours, waiting for a murderer to spring out. I must've finally fallen asleep, and when I woke up in the morning, I found out it was a minor earthquake. FML
by Nighty-nitrogen / 05/09/2016 at 8:07pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by just-a-fat-cat / 05/02/2016 at 11:25pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Animals
by Alex White / 05/02/2016 at 12:50pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals
by AcademicAdvisor / 04/25/2016 at 4:14pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Coco / 04/19/2016 at 4:58pm / Denmark (Nordjylland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my fiancé's mom was driving me to the store to pick up my wedding dress. A few minutes into the drive, she said the car's tank was nearly out of "Jews" and that she'd have to give it "a whole lotta gas", then chuckled to herself. She's well aware that I'm Jewish. FML
by Anonymous / 04/16/2016 at 2:01am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by dickface / 03/31/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating.… Today, I realised that when I asked my girlfriend 4 months ago if was she on the pill, she thought… Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom,…