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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 February 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 189
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About KayDee29 : I'm just a person. I think.

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KayDee29's favorite FMLs

Today, my friendly neighbor asked me to check in on his apartment every few days while he's gone on vacation. You can imagine my horror when I walked in for the first time and found out he's a snake breeder. Twelve more days to go. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26025) - you deserved it (2734)

On 11/19/2014 at 9:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, near the end end of my shift as a bartender, a drunk man stumbled into my bar, got upset because I refused to serve him, puked into my tip jar, then offered me half a pack of cigarettes in exchange for sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30858) - you deserved it (2084)

On 10/20/2014 at 5:04pm - work - by Bartender - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my horrible boss sent me a Facebook friend request for the fifth time, in her attempt to not only bother me at work, but also through social media. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32611) - you deserved it (2870)

On 09/08/2014 at 9:26pm - work - by notyourfriend (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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