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KayDee29

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KayDee29

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 February 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 310
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About KayDee29 : I'm just a person. I think.

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KayDee29's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML

#21343357
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19894) - you deserved it (2398)

On 01/24/2015 at 9:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that every single picture that I have ever sent to my boyfriend, his father has also received. Every. Single. One. FML

#21337935
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22953) - you deserved it (25370)

On 01/15/2015 at 10:43pm - love - by everysingleone - United States

Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML

#21336954
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20713) - you deserved it (35885)

On 01/14/2015 at 12:49pm - love - by middleagednurse - United States (Florida)

Today, both my female flatmate and my gay male flatmate have got their boyfriends round. They've both stuck 'Do Not Disturb' signs on their bedroom doors and are both playing music which doesn't quite muffle the sounds of what they're up to. I haven't had a date in over six months. FML

#21335645
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31388) - you deserved it (3403)

On 01/12/2015 at 7:53am - love - by fukinlonely (man) - United Kingdom

Today, after listening to a group of my friends ranting on about how much they love babies and can't wait to have them, I got to witness their looks of horror and disgust as I expressed my desire to not have children. I also happened to be the only girl there. FML

#21335310
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28844) - you deserved it (3009)

On 01/11/2015 at 8:14pm - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

#21334376
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42011) - you deserved it (2717)

On 01/10/2015 at 8:45am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

#21333944
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39018) - you deserved it (2445)

On 01/09/2015 at 2:04pm - love - by je suis christy - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she's afraid of my ex-wife. This is the third one in a row to use that very reason. The judge still won't accept my pleas for a restraining order. FML

#21333809
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32981) - you deserved it (2155)

On 01/09/2015 at 6:43am - love - by swimfaned - United States

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML

#21333775
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29611) - you deserved it (6082)

On 01/09/2015 at 4:11am - love - by pitytitty (man) - United States (California)

Today, someone tried to break into my dorm room while I was in class. Ramming the metal door with their shoulder just dented it, so they pissed on my welcome mat and left. FML

#21331929
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30163) - you deserved it (2182)

On 01/06/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by rimenrezon (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my father seems to be having an affair. A used condom was carelessly left on his nightstand and my mother found it. She refuses to believe that my boyfriend and I are not responsible. As punishment I am "no longer allowed to see him." We're both 22 and live together in our own apartment. FML

#21331631
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36033) - you deserved it (2455)

On 01/05/2015 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by innocent (woman) - United States

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

#21330209
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40325) - you deserved it (5042)

On 01/03/2015 at 8:30pm - health - by Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML

#21330185
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34187) - you deserved it (6120)

On 01/03/2015 at 7:23pm - love - by allgassedout (man) - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally texted my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML

#21324443
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16738) - you deserved it (47609)

On 12/26/2014 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get me what she thought was a sonic screwdriver. It was actually a dildo shaped as one. I opened the gift in front of my entire family. FML

#21323893
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32535) - you deserved it (3442)

On 12/25/2014 at 10:17am - intimacy - by whovian - United States (Maine)



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