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KayBizz
  • Town/Country : FunkyTown, United States
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 July 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 649
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

#15917217 (293)

I agree, your life sucks (25369) - you deserved it (5099)

On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613 (255)

I agree, your life sucks (30948) - you deserved it (19961) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

#8797519 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (3572) - you deserved it (13335)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

#8079585 (214)

I agree, your life sucks (25756) - you deserved it (3871)

On 02/10/2010 at 2:29am - love - by LoveStruck- - United States

Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

#8051668 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (26535) - you deserved it (3114)

On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

#1033363 (405)

I agree, your life sucks (19822) - you deserved it (185744)

On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)