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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 April 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2121
  • Number of comments : 245
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Kawaiichan42 : My Favorites
Band: Kamelot, particularly their Faust concept album
TV Show: Criminal Minds
Instrument: Oboe
Book: Tie between the Drizzt series and the Mercy Thompson series

I'm a psychology student in an online college, so I'm on my computer almost all the time, unless I'm helping my dad or grandma with their housework or I am at work myself. Anything else you want to know, you can ask me.

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Kawaiichan42's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the doctors getting a pap smear and she asked if it was alright if a doctor in training could come in to observe. I was already laying on the table with my feet in the stirups so everything was in plain sight. When the man came in to observe I looked up to see my brother in law. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46941) - you deserved it (2413)

On 07/30/2009 at 1:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, at the dentist, the new, rather airy assistant went to prep me for an extraction. She began pulling on something in my mouth, and a moment later, I felt intense pain and then the wetness of blood. She was trying to pull out "that weird wire thing". In other words, my permanent retainer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62370) - you deserved it (2365)

On 07/22/2009 at 6:36pm - health - by retainer (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings and heels. When I walked out the door my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriends house I told him what my dad had said and he replied "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13348) - you deserved it (56952)

On 07/22/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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