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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 April 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2122
  • Number of comments : 245
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Kawaiichan42 : My Favorites
Band: Kamelot, particularly their Faust concept album
TV Show: Criminal Minds
Instrument: Oboe
Book: Tie between the Drizzt series and the Mercy Thompson series

I'm a psychology student in an online college, so I'm on my computer almost all the time, unless I'm helping my dad or grandma with their housework or I am at work myself. Anything else you want to know, you can ask me.

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Kawaiichan42's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML

#14220406
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25139) - you deserved it (5423)

On 12/16/2010 at 1:32am - health - by nukebroadcast - United States (Nevada)

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

#12781216
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13500) - you deserved it (34164)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:54am - misc - by wearingshorts - United States (New York)

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

#12714961
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29415) - you deserved it (10125)

On 08/24/2010 at 2:17am - intimacy - by chewybarseventy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML

#12693453
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8177) - you deserved it (68094)

On 08/23/2010 at 12:18am - kids - by K_M (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, while driving I made a fake phone call with my fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to my friends who were in the car with me. Until the red and blue flashing lights pulled up behind us. My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines. FML

#12376423
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6292) - you deserved it (58522)

On 08/07/2010 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decided to call the number a cute guy had scribbled onto a napkin and given to me. I was greeted by, "Hello, this is Dr. Allen's office." Surprised, because I didn't remember his name being anything close to Allen, I asked who Dr. Allen was. She's a psychologist. FML

#12371102
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26594) - you deserved it (5128)

On 08/07/2010 at 1:10pm - misc - by TRalalla (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML

#12368277
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34690) - you deserved it (6422)

On 08/07/2010 at 7:01am - love - by Single (woman) - France (Bretagne)

Today, when I returned from holiday, I discovered my best friend taught my parrot dirty phrases for fun. I can't get her to shut up and my little niece and nephew are coming over in three days. FML

#12312457
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27173) - you deserved it (4165)

On 08/04/2010 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by stuckonrepeat (man) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

#12305756
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38330) - you deserved it (10212)

On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

#12296096
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6114) - you deserved it (48677)

On 08/03/2010 at 9:19pm - misc - by bitch (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I noticed my husband chews his tongue while we are having it off. He also does this while he is playing World of Warcraft. FML

#12239947
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25084) - you deserved it (6286)

On 08/01/2010 at 3:02am - intimacy - by Nuttree (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I met a man at the bar, and he asked me to go home with him. The problem? He's 80. I'm 29. The bigger problem? I considered it. It's been that long. FML

#12231290
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25992) - you deserved it (16403)

On 07/31/2010 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML

#12110057
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29071) - you deserved it (9427)

On 07/25/2010 at 8:42pm - intimacy - by cameltoeyourface (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I punched my wife in the face, because she jumped out from behind the bedroom door in the dark. I'm afraid of the dark. I'm 21. FML

#4328474
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24732) - you deserved it (38181)

On 08/06/2009 at 3:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I gave my wife of four years a special anniversary gift: a red rose dipped in liquid gold so that she would cherish and admire it forever. She told me it was too "Italian" looking. I now have a hundred dollar rose sitting in my office. FML

#4180457
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50562) - you deserved it (5760)

On 07/31/2009 at 12:02pm - love - by WiltedFlower (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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