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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 January 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 673
  • Number of comments : 116
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Kautkto : Radio frequencies and cellular transmissions enthusiast. Computer hobbyist. Keen on the outdoors. Mountains are enjoyable. Disillusioned with life.

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YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

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Kautkto's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the mall in the food court, when some guy asked for my number. I turned him down, but I was impressed with how ballsy he was. Without thinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half the place instantly fell silent. FML

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  • So, is everyone back from their vacation? Can we get back to regular programming? No? OK, I get it. You're all still crying about not being at the beach any more, well, I am anyway. And this time of year…

Thursday 11 September 2014

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