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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 762
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Kautkto : Interested in life, tech, data, reading and hiking.

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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Today, I was at the mall in the food court, when some guy asked for my number. I turned him down, but I was impressed with how ballsy he was. Without thinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half the place instantly fell silent. FML

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