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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 745
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Kautkto : Interested in life, tech, data, reading and hiking.

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YDI master

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100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

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Kautkto's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the mall in the food court, when some guy asked for my number. I turned him down, but I was impressed with how ballsy he was. Without thinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half the place instantly fell silent. FML

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  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

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