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Kautkto
  • Town/Country : Christchurch, New Zealand
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 August 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 460
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Kautkto : I am a beautiful person.

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Today, I met my mom's new business partner for the first time. I shook his hand, and introduced myself as "Lisa's daughter". I'm a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33084) - you deserved it (10838)

On 03/12/2014 at 6:23pm - work - by CurtisWogan (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54519) - you deserved it (8925)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48266) - you deserved it (4695)

On 05/10/2013 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Switzerland (Sankt Gallen)



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