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by Anonymous / 07/31/2013 at 12:28pm / Belgium (West-Vlaanderen) / Intimacy
by melas303 / 12/29/2012 at 7:22pm / United States / Love
Today, my car died on a major road, a cop pulled over to help, he offered to jump me, while doing so because my battery was so dead he told me to put the gas on the floor, I did and my car roared to life, he then pulled me over five feet from where my car died to give me a ticket for a loud exhaust. FML
by fmlcops / 05/22/2009 at 12:17am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
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