About Katwaffles : So I\'m very sarcastic, and pretty damn mature for my age. Louisiana sucks; too many close-minded people livin\' here.
I watch infomercials when I\'m bored. I asked for a vaccum for my 12th birthday. After two years I finally got one :D
I love to draw and write stories and poems. I\'ve won money and had some of my work published before.
I love cats. I wholeheartedly believe I *am* part cat. Meow.
I\'m really shy in person except for around my friends.
People who speak in TXT format or talk just plain stoopid annoy me.
Yeah so.. :3
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
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Today, I'm staying with my mother for a week. Every time I eat something, she tells me that it's "swimsuit season" and that I need to eat less. Every time I say I'm not hungry, she panics and insists I have an eating disorder. I can't win. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 7:49pm - misc - by argh (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)
Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML
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On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)
Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 1:17am - intimacy - by Chels (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I puked up a centipede. FML
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On 05/11/2011 at 12:59am - health - by vaalcrawford - Canada (Ontario)
Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML
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On 03/05/2011 at 5:15am - misc - by anon (man) - United States (California)
Today, I looked in my mouse's cage and noticed a tiny weed growing. I've been trying to grow a garden for years to no avail. Even my mouse is a better gardener than I am. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 6:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML
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On 02/24/2011 at 3:56am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML
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On 02/02/2011 at 11:46pm - misc - by Username -
Today, I politely complimented a stranger's excellent posture. She responded by saying "I have a metal rod in my back." FML
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On 01/31/2011 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
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On 01/30/2011 at 4:24am - misc - by terrible kenny - United States (New York)
Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML
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On 01/30/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by effingdoucher (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my brother and father thought it would be a good idea to wake me up by turning on a chainsaw and wearing hockey masks. FML
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On 01/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by unlucky dudebag - United States (California)
Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML
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On 01/29/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by FamilySecret - United States
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