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  • Town/Country : Black River Falls , United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 January 1992 (20 years)
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  • Number of comments : 13
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Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31389) - you deserved it (13105)

On 10/23/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by canucks_chick - Canada

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10360) - you deserved it (30991)

On 10/22/2011 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my best friend who I have known for ten years recommended I didn't continue a relationship with my girlfriend. I thought she wanted to go out with me which I was hoping for, for a long time. Turns out she wanted to go out with her. FML

#18022095 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (27034) - you deserved it (4024)

On 10/19/2011 at 8:19am - love - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML

#17996578 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (21070) - you deserved it (1410)

On 10/16/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by DaddysGirl (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML

#17995977 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (8450) - you deserved it (772)

On 10/16/2011 at 3:06am - misc - by ThanksChris (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

#17994746 (283)

I agree, your life sucks (28575) - you deserved it (3361)

On 10/16/2011 at 12:22am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while jogging in the park, I saw a man acting strange and trying to talk to 3 little girls. I jogged over to their mother and warned her about a 'weirdo' lurking around her daughters. Turns out that 'weirdo' is the woman's disabled brother. FML

#17993103 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (8336) - you deserved it (4967)

On 10/15/2011 at 9:13pm - misc - by cristina_laila (woman) - United States (California)

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Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML

#17992894 (199)

I agree, your life sucks (5517) - you deserved it (42672)

On 10/15/2011 at 8:47pm - misc - by mass message (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

#17985302 (166)

I agree, your life sucks (9770) - you deserved it (1464) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML

#17974807 (305)

I agree, your life sucks (15935) - you deserved it (1502)

On 10/13/2011 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML

#17973250 (208)

I agree, your life sucks (22519) - you deserved it (6055)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:19am - intimacy - by scewable (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I met an old friend, with whom I have a complicated history and we hooked up. He came before we even started. In his sleep, he pushed me out of the bed. When I woke up, he had peed himself in his sleep. Glad I let that ship sail. FML

#17959088 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (11302) - you deserved it (12847)

On 10/11/2011 at 10:51am - intimacy - by CC (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML

#17934775 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (7431) - you deserved it (25259)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

#17918241 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (14184) - you deserved it (7188)

On 10/06/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by xoccerplaya - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I learned that my mother might not live much longer. My boyfriend, instead of showing compassion asked me, "We're still having video chat sex, right?" FML

#17914334 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (27832) - you deserved it (2618)

On 10/05/2011 at 8:55pm - intimacy - by Forever sad (woman) - United States (Maine)