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  • Birth Date : Monday 23 January 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 511
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About KattAlex : I am an Agnostic Theist, which means I believe in a higher power but have not attached myself to a certain religion. I love to read and write though you will often find me watching an indie comedy or funny commercials on Youtube.

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Today, I took the day off work to be with my wife, since she's always bemoaning my lack of romantic gestures. As thanks, she spent most of the day reading Fifty Shades of Grey, which is basically a blatant plagiarism of Twilight, starring a pair of two-dimensional BDSM freaks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17618) - you deserved it (3281)

On 05/22/2012 at 12:11pm - love - by boblaj (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, my family made a fake boyfriend for me on Facebook, since it's been so long since I had one. I accepted the relationship request to try and trick people into thinking I actually had a boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8765) - you deserved it (24667)

On 03/02/2012 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for years asked if I could be her "emergency gay friend". Worst part? I said yes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24866) - you deserved it (23153)

On 12/04/2011 at 3:36am - love - by lifesucksbigtimefuys - United Kingdom (Devon)



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