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KatrinaKitten

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 7327
  • Number of comments : 280
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About KatrinaKitten : MESSAGE MEEE I LOVEE GETTING MESSAGES :))


I'm Katrina, obviously. To me, the FML comments thread is an entertaining gold mine of wit, hilarity, notoriety, pure naïvete, stupidity, and the occasional mad genius.

Message me (:
(DO NOT try to start a conversation with me in the comments thread. You WILL fail epically, the moderators WILL inevitably delete our comments, the conversation WILL vanish into the dark, scary depths of internet wasteland, and you WILL wish you've messaged me instead)

P.S. For those who are wondering, I've dyed my hair. Just for those you have been recognizing me
from my blonde hair.

Alright, all's done and done. Thanks for stalking me.I Iove everyone.

See you on FML.

KatrinaKitten's page activity

Visits<b>ksks1234</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 1:31am<b>heroqucas</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 5:17am<b>Wane8822</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 12:00pm<b>george_s_4</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 6:54pm<b>jill97</b> - the 03/20/2016 at 8:23am<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 2:00pm<b>Lt_Senpai</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 12:01pm<b>Walmartian2015</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 3:00pm<b>pear_flavored</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 8:19pm<b>Doberman101</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 1:21am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 11:58am<b>Ifuckedthefeartu</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 5:13pm<b>mikey12212</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 1:05am<b>townyyy7994</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 9:43pm<b>Caroline1812</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 1:37pm<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 10:41pm<b>Avenger225</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 1:20am<b>colinabi</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 7:55pm

Fucked!<b>Wane8822</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 5:37pm<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 8:00pm<b>Walmartian2015</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 9:00pm<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 4:42am<b>heartofhannah</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 5:13am<b>Jiratias</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 2:13pm<b>jonloran</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 6:34am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 5:02am<b>Toolishing</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 4:45am<b>amcquaid</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 5:40pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 4:56pm<b>Tyler1299</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 4:24am<b>turtlescape</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 11:31pm

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50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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KatrinaKitten's favorite FMLs

Today, I was debating weed legalization in drug awareness. I was thoroughly unleashing arguments: how marijuana turns normal citizens into criminals, how the government spends billions to enforce drug laws, when I lost my train of thought. My teacher grinned saying, "My point exactly." FML

by katzperiod / 03/04/2009 at 11:21pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I woke up at 5:30 AM to my boyfriend flipping on the lights and shouting, "We have a problem!" Our chinchilla had gotten out of his maximum security cage, and half of our apartment is now underwater because he decided the water line that leads to the fridge would make a tasty midnight snack. FML

by Sara / 03/04/2009 at 5:42pm / United States (Washington) / Animals

Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML

by beachbum / 02/27/2009 at 1:03am / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML

by Noname / 02/26/2009 at 11:02pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, my 4 year old niece asked me why I didn't have a job or wife. FML

by Noname / 02/03/2009 at 3:25pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML

by Miko / 02/01/2009 at 11:45am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I work for a boss who does everything he can to singlehandedly ruin our company and drive us into the ground. I just got an e-mail from him saying I need to be a more positive and energetic role-model for our team. Pot… meet Kettle. FML

by DarkPain / 01/22/2009 at 7:45am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I turned around in my cubicle to see the entire marketing department (myself excluded) getting ready to have lunch together. Nobody mentioned it to me. FML

by Webmonkey / 01/08/2009 at 8:30am / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, I have my new iPod Touch, and I'm walking down the street. Since it's really cold, I'm wearing gloves. At some point, I want to change the song, and don't want to remove my gloves. I try changing the song with my nose, for about 3 minutes, until I realize I look really stupid. FML

by Ulysse / 01/01/2009 at 2:09pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Geek

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

by sixsix / 12/24/2008 at 6:19am / Intimacy

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous