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  • Number of visits : 5087
  • Number of comments : 280
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About KatrinaKitten : MESSAGE MEEE I LOVEE GETTING MESSAGES :))


I'm Katrina, obviously. To me, the FML comments thread is an entertaining gold mine of wit, hilarity, notoriety, pure naïvete, stupidity, and the occasional mad genius.

Message me (:
(DO NOT try to start a conversation with me in the comments thread. You WILL fail epically, the moderators WILL inevitably delete our comments, the conversation WILL vanish into the dark, scary depths of internet wasteland, and you WILL wish you've messaged me instead)

P.S. For those who are wondering, I've dyed my hair. Just for those you have been recognizing me
from my blonde hair.

Alright, all's done and done. Thanks for stalking me.I Iove everyone.

See you on FML.

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50 quality responses

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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KatrinaKitten's favorite FMLs

Today, I was debating weed legalization in drug awareness. I was thoroughly unleashing arguments: how marijuana turns normal citizens into criminals, how the government spends billions to enforce drug laws, when I lost my train of thought. My teacher grinned saying, "My point exactly." FML

Today, I woke up at 5:30 AM to my boyfriend flipping on the lights and shouting, "We have a problem!" Our chinchilla had gotten out of his maximum security cage, and half of our apartment is now underwater because he decided the water line that leads to the fridge would make a tasty midnight snack. FML

#208804
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48980) - you deserved it (8019)

On 03/04/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Sara (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML

#150078
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17134) - you deserved it (47576)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by beachbum (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was sleeping because I had been sick. The closest bathroom to mine is the one in my parents room. I wake up and feel like I have to throw up, I run into my parents room to go to the bathroom. I walk in on my parents having sex. Shocked, I gasp for air then throw up all over their bed. FML

#148827
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (108023) - you deserved it (11227)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my 4 year old niece asked me why I didn't have a job or wife. FML

#6511
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24779) - you deserved it (6781)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:25pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML

#4679
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6683) - you deserved it (25478)

On 02/01/2009 at 11:45am - misc - by Miko - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I work for a boss who does everything he can to singlehandedly ruin our company and drive us into the ground. I just got an e-mail from him saying I need to be a more positive and energetic role-model for our team. Pot… meet Kettle. FML

#2158
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13182) - you deserved it (1694)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:45am - work - by DarkPain - United States (California)

Today, I turned around in my cubicle to see the entire marketing department (myself excluded) getting ready to have lunch together. Nobody mentioned it to me. FML

#865
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13395) - you deserved it (1218)

On 01/08/2009 at 8:30am - work - by Webmonkey - United States (Texas)

Today, I have my new iPod Touch, and I'm walking down the street. Since it's really cold, I'm wearing gloves. At some point, I want to change the song, and don't want to remove my gloves. I try changing the song with my nose, for about 3 minutes, until I realize I look really stupid. FML

#665
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4711) - you deserved it (29796)

On 01/01/2009 at 2:09pm - misc - by Ulysse - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

#585
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32721) - you deserved it (5624)

On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (282730) - you deserved it (28075)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (282730) - you deserved it (28075)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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