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  • Number of visits : 5124
  • Number of comments : 280
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About KatrinaKitten : MESSAGE MEEE I LOVEE GETTING MESSAGES :))


I'm Katrina, obviously. To me, the FML comments thread is an entertaining gold mine of wit, hilarity, notoriety, pure naïvete, stupidity, and the occasional mad genius.

Message me (:
(DO NOT try to start a conversation with me in the comments thread. You WILL fail epically, the moderators WILL inevitably delete our comments, the conversation WILL vanish into the dark, scary depths of internet wasteland, and you WILL wish you've messaged me instead)

P.S. For those who are wondering, I've dyed my hair. Just for those you have been recognizing me
from my blonde hair.

Alright, all's done and done. Thanks for stalking me.I Iove everyone.

See you on FML.

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KatrinaKitten's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML

#7376800
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26014) - you deserved it (3584)

On 01/16/2010 at 11:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while playing spin the bottle, my two spins landed on two really pretty girls. The first girl I missed and kissed her chin. The second girl I headbutted and gave a nosebleed. FML

#7258041
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11187) - you deserved it (38469)

On 01/10/2010 at 1:13pm - love - by Olihime (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel and acorns with a caption reading "Protect Your Nuts". My dad walked up to me, read my shirt, then punched me in the balls. FML

#7227808
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9907) - you deserved it (37270)

On 01/09/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by squirrel (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was making out with a really hot guy in a Jacuzzi. He had the biggest booger hanging out of his nostril, but I was too embarrassed to say anything to him about it. He went in for a kiss. Soon after our lips parted, he said, "Oh, you have big booger." FML

#7044957
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10150) - you deserved it (31240)

On 12/30/2009 at 10:28pm - love - by Jennyfromdablock (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home to find my Dad cheating on his new wife of six weeks. With my own mother who was supposedly dating "a real catch". Should I be happy that my parents love each other or pissed off that they're both whores? I can't decide. FML

#7025627
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27983) - you deserved it (2529)

On 12/30/2009 at 12:03am - intimacy - by wheresthelove (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I needed to job shadow someone for my winter break career project. Not finding someone to take me along to their job, my mom suggested shadowing my dad. Not wanting to hurt his feelings, I went with him. All day I sat and helped him test human poop samples for parasites. Some was diarrhea. FML

#6990979
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25479) - you deserved it (3480)

On 12/28/2009 at 10:14am - work - by kawaiixalice (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I bought a puppy. I just found out I can't bring it on the family trip. To save me the trouble of finding a friend to take her in, my mum handed her back to the pound. FML

#6969552
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29788) - you deserved it (3344)

On 12/27/2009 at 3:48am - misc - by DroopyDog (woman) - Netherlands (Flevoland)

Today, while I was in confession, I was saying my sins and the priest called me a "pain in the ass." FML

#6508177
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34748) - you deserved it (9042)

On 11/29/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by ? - United States

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

#6507762
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10681) - you deserved it (22234)

On 11/29/2009 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I drove 3 hours to go to an award ceremony. When I got there, I had to wait an hour for the hall to open, then sat listening to speeches for two hours, got my "award", and drove 3 hours home. The award was a small pin that I already had. FML

#5988986
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25935) - you deserved it (4225)

On 10/25/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by HoShiz (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I drove 3 hours to go to an award ceremony. When I got there, I had to wait an hour for the hall to open, then sat listening to speeches for two hours, got my "award", and drove 3 hours home. The award was a small pin that I already had. FML

#5988986
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25935) - you deserved it (4225)

On 10/25/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by HoShiz (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, it was Homecoming. During the dance, I saw this mentally handicapped guy ask this pretty girl to dance. She said no. So I went over to him and asked him to dance. He replied that he only wanted to dance with "pretty girls" and I was not one. FML

#5877463
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48032) - you deserved it (4882)

On 10/18/2009 at 11:32am - misc - by omgwtf (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing a game where you ask sexual questions and you have to give an honest answer. At one point, I asked my boyfriend what his favorite position is, to which he quickly answered with no hesitation, "Any one where I don't have to see your face or body." FML

#5369665
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25083) - you deserved it (3788)

On 09/20/2009 at 10:42am - intimacy - by uglyallover (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML

#5365635
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45424) - you deserved it (6489)

On 09/20/2009 at 2:06am - misc - by JazzyandAlice (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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