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KatrinaKitten

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 7696
  • Number of comments : 280
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About KatrinaKitten : MESSAGE MEEE I LOVEE GETTING MESSAGES :))


I'm Katrina, obviously. To me, the FML comments thread is an entertaining gold mine of wit, hilarity, notoriety, pure naïvete, stupidity, and the occasional mad genius.

Message me (:
(DO NOT try to start a conversation with me in the comments thread. You WILL fail epically, the moderators WILL inevitably delete our comments, the conversation WILL vanish into the dark, scary depths of internet wasteland, and you WILL wish you've messaged me instead)

P.S. For those who are wondering, I've dyed my hair. Just for those you have been recognizing me
from my blonde hair.

Alright, all's done and done. Thanks for stalking me.I Iove everyone.

See you on FML.

KatrinaKitten's page activity

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50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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KatrinaKitten's favorite FMLs

Today, I was watching this show about fat people. I was wondering how people could let this happen to themselves. Then I looked down and saw a giant bowl of popcorn, ice cream, potato chips, and soda. I thus figured out how people do this to themselves. FML

by Somethingswrongwiththispic / 08/05/2010 at 4:17am / United States / Health

Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML

by dumped / 07/26/2010 at 7:48pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, a friend of mine had a Wii party and made everyone into Miis. My Mii had freckles. I don't have freckles. When I commented on it, she said, "Well, there isn't a zit feature." FML

by ZittyMii / 07/03/2010 at 3:52pm / United States (Colorado) / Geek

Today, I spent ages applying for a scholarship on-line. I found out on the very last page that I do not meet the qualifications for it. FML

by effme / 06/01/2010 at 2:05am / United States (Oregon) / Work

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

by Anonymous / 05/30/2010 at 8:27pm / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy

Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML

by Around / 05/23/2010 at 3:29am / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML

by nick / 05/12/2010 at 5:49am / United Kingdom (London) / Health

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

by Anonymous / 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML

by juwkgo / 02/17/2010 at 10:05am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, my neighbor's dog bit me, it was extremely painful. The gash in my leg was deep and bleeding like crazy. When I finally got into my house screaming in agonizing pain, my mother said "Quit bitching, walk it off and you'll be fine." My leg is purple now. FML

by dogbait / 02/14/2010 at 12:07am / Health

Today, my dad came out of a hotel bathroom with nothing but a wash-cloth over his crotch and said "look! this place has cotton loin clothes" in front of my wedding party. FML

by indianaxx / 01/30/2010 at 12:21pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I did something clever at work and I was telling one of the other girls about it. I said "Just using my noodle" and went to tap my temple but instead I jabbed myself in the eye. FML

by ke / 01/29/2010 at 12:10am / United States (Missouri) / Work

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

by unluckymiss / 01/24/2010 at 1:03am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom asked me to clean beneath my brother's bed for money. I found a rotten apple, a picture of my best friend, and a dead bird. I got $10. FML

by Brotherssuckkk / 01/18/2010 at 3:04pm / Kids

Today, my uncle died. It was also my grandpa's 85th birthday. His reaction to the death? "Best birthday gift ever!" FML

by poppet2010 / 01/17/2010 at 10:58am / Miscellaneous