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KatrinaKitten

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 7711
  • Number of comments : 280
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About KatrinaKitten : MESSAGE MEEE I LOVEE GETTING MESSAGES :))


I'm Katrina, obviously. To me, the FML comments thread is an entertaining gold mine of wit, hilarity, notoriety, pure naïvete, stupidity, and the occasional mad genius.

Message me (:
(DO NOT try to start a conversation with me in the comments thread. You WILL fail epically, the moderators WILL inevitably delete our comments, the conversation WILL vanish into the dark, scary depths of internet wasteland, and you WILL wish you've messaged me instead)

P.S. For those who are wondering, I've dyed my hair. Just for those you have been recognizing me
from my blonde hair.

Alright, all's done and done. Thanks for stalking me.I Iove everyone.

See you on FML.

KatrinaKitten's page activity

Visits<b>Jpav1</b> - yesterday at 3:05am<b>TexanZaros</b> - the 08/20/2016 at 9:23pm<b>ThatGuyBrennen1</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 12:16pm<b>nickinoodle</b> - the 07/28/2016 at 5:37pm<b>Zatert</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 11:29am<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 8:39am<b>BlackHawkSavior</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 10:28pm<b>viggo375</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 3:29am<b>saucybugger101</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 4:54pm<b>mcgshawn</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 11:48pm<b>bugjuice1</b> - the 06/02/2016 at 8:35am<b>Roxas_hearts</b> - the 06/01/2016 at 5:28pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 1:44pm<b>rhiley</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 4:57am<b>Diarrhea_Volcano</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 11:53pm<b>hawky842772</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 3:42am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 12:25am<b>ksks1234</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 1:31am

Fucked!<b>BlackHawkSavior</b> - the 07/10/2016 at 4:28am<b>bugjuice1</b> - the 06/02/2016 at 2:35pm<b>Diarrhea_Volcano</b> - the 05/19/2016 at 5:53am<b>Wane8822</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 5:37pm<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 8:00pm<b>Walmartian2015</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 9:00pm<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 4:42am<b>heartofhannah</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 5:13am<b>Jiratias</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 2:13pm<b>jonloran</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 6:34am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 5:02am<b>Toolishing</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 4:45am<b>amcquaid</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 5:40pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 4:56pm<b>Tyler1299</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 4:24am<b>turtlescape</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 11:31pm

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50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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KatrinaKitten's favorite FMLs

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend of two years. He asked me to turn off my webcam. I asked why, and he said to just trust him. Turns out it was because he didn't want to see my face as he broke up with me. FML

by emily / 07/15/2011 at 6:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

by flipnazn / 07/15/2011 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML

by Anonymous / 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, my best friend told me to face my fear of cows and hop over the fence in with them. This resulted in me being chased by a raging cow, and thrusting myself head first over a fence. FML

by MooCow / 07/12/2011 at 11:13pm / United States (Montana) / Animals

Today, I finished reading a book about the treatment of mental patients and decided to use some of the strategies on my dad. We've never gotten along better. FML

by Bekah / 07/04/2011 at 9:24am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, I jokingly told my girlfriend that sperm kills acne, she laughed and said "so that's how you got rid of yours so fast" then continued to text all her friends and tell them. FML

by fmylife7721 / 07/03/2011 at 1:51am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

by Eve / 06/24/2011 at 6:45am / Ireland (Cork) / Intimacy

Today, I'm sat at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML

by Anonymous / 06/17/2011 at 9:26pm / Israel / Miscellaneous

Today, I was so lonely that I left the TV on for company. The power went out. FML

by Lonely / 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

by Sid / 04/09/2011 at 8:58pm / United States (California) / Animals

Today, I was talking to a guy on the phone. I told him I'd be right back. I thought I'd put him on mute. Turns out he heard everything as I took the biggest dump I've ever taken. We haven't talked since. FML

by Payte / 04/08/2011 at 1:31am / Love

Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML

by lonely / 03/21/2011 at 3:15pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I mean whenever I go in another room and shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try and break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML

by nosleeptilpissoff / 03/18/2011 at 11:54am / United States (Minnesota) / Animals

Today, I put signs up in the lifts at work with my name and desk phone number as the contact in case the lifts break down. I work in IT so there are hundreds of men in the building. Someone has already drawn a very wonky heart next to my name. FML

by Peppermint / 03/17/2011 at 6:00am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Work

Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML

by Taylor / 02/22/2011 at 9:51pm / United States (California) / Health