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About KatrinaKitten : MESSAGE MEEE I LOVEE GETTING MESSAGES :))
I'm Katrina, obviously. To me, the FML comments thread is an entertaining gold mine of wit, hilarity, notoriety, pure naïvete, stupidity, and the occasional mad genius.
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(DO NOT try to start a conversation with me in the comments thread. You WILL fail epically, the moderators WILL inevitably delete our comments, the conversation WILL vanish into the dark, scary depths of internet wasteland, and you WILL wish you've messaged me instead)
P.S. For those who are wondering, I've dyed my hair. Just for those you have been recognizing me
from my blonde hair.
Alright, all's done and done. Thanks for stalking me.I Iove everyone.
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Today, I went grocery shopping. As I was leaning in to pick up some produce, someone viciously slapped me on the butt. I whirled around and nobody was anywhere in sight. Now I'm starting to worry that I'm losing my mind. FML
Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML
Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML
Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML
Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML
Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant, where the chefs cook the food right in front of you. Our chef tossed an egg in the air, but sadly didn't catch it. Don't worry though, my hair got it instead. FML
Thursday 22 January 2015