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KatlynBrookeKatlynBrooke
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 September 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 15300
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Fucked!<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 09/25/2016 at 7:16am<b>OlRed</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 9:04pm<b>copperchinchilla</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 9:34pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 8:52pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 10:56pm<b>nater535</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 5:40am<b>brandonwong</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 9:18am<b>bxjxj</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 5:05pm<b>saffy66</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 7:15am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 12:17pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 12:48am<b>matthewcald</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 7:02pm<b>peggscott</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 2:33am<b>assassinbanana0</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 6:03am<b>Fwibblwfwabble</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 2:26am<b>Zenithbeauty</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 6:59am<b>Pandacupcakelove</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 9:35am<b>teapotrevolt</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 4:03am

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Today, at the funeral home where I work, I asked my boss if it was time to "bring out the stiff". I didn't realize the guy's family was not only in the building, but within earshot as well. FML

by Anonymous / 08/30/2016 at 11:01am / Work

Today, I started my first day at a job. First thing my manager does is ask me if I knew the fastest way to kill someone there, then told me with a straight face all of what would occur when dumping a person's head into the deep fryer. Then the psycho assigned me to the fry station. FML

by TheVagabond_SRG / 08/02/2016 at 2:46am / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML

by :x / 02/03/2016 at 10:40am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, I walked in on my 13-year-old sister cutting her pubic hair with scissors. After a long talk about what on earth she was doing, she confessed to doing it so her boyfriend could find her clitoris. FML

by Anonymous / 12/26/2015 at 12:40am / United States (Kentucky) / Kids

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

by DENTALITY / 05/23/2015 at 7:06am / Norway / Kids

Today, my 6-year-old daughter barged into the bathroom while I was peeing, inspected the toilet and said, "You're well hydrated, good job." FML

by seethroughpee / 05/06/2015 at 1:22am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids

Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His first comment upon inspecting my teeth: "Meth. Hell of a drug." FML

by Anonymous / 04/18/2015 at 12:45pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML

by mafille / 03/18/2015 at 11:22pm / France / Kids

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

by Anonymous / 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I moved to a big city, alone, from a small town. After convincing myself it wasn't that scary, I hailed my first cab. The driver spent the 30 minute ride from the airport telling me about how "sometimes, you just gotta shoot a guy" because if they steal your shoes, they deserve it. FML

by smalltownkid / 03/01/2015 at 6:22pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for another girl, via a text message ending with "No hard feelings. Well xcept 4 my cock obvs. ;)" Fuck you, Rick. FML

by Anonymous / 03/01/2015 at 1:59pm / United Kingdom (Suffolk) / Love

Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML

by frediqqq / 02/25/2015 at 11:21pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML

by Like mother like daughter / 02/24/2015 at 5:25pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML

by Anonymous / 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids

Today, I was awoken by the sound of my pet lizard eating my other pet lizard. FML