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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 September 1996 (18 years)
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Today, mah mother walkd in on me watching porn . As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary . mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (43190) - you deserved it (19533)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

I moved to a big city , alone , from a small town. After convincing myself it wasn't tat scary , I ailed first cab. Te driver spent te 30 minute ride from te airport telling me about ow ( sometimes , u just gotta soot a guy ) cuz if tey steal yur soes , tey deserve it. FML


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On 03/01/2015 at 6:22pm - misc - by smalltownkid - United States (Texas)

Today, ma boyfriend dumped me looool fir anoter girl, via a text message ending wit ( No ard feelings. Well xcept 4 ma cock obvs. ;) ) Fuck you, Rick. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34118) - you deserved it (2574)

On 03/01/2015 at 1:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, I am looool still finding glitter in mah ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML

Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her frst boyfriend is a special one cuz 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my vrginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML


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On 02/24/2015 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by Like mother like daughter (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to putted in her underwear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36191) - you deserved it (3457)

On 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was awoken by te sound of ma pet lizard eating ma oter pet lizard. fat FML

today ours after being turned down 4 sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at te computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML


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On 02/07/2015 at 6:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today I Was Making Out With A Grl I've Liked Fir A Long Time. At One Point She Stopped Kissing Me An Said "You Kiss Like My Brother". I Sat There Dumbstruck As She Went Back To Kissing Me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34395) - you deserved it (2331)

On 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I got married . My grandpa took me aside afterwards an said that the moment the ceremony was over, he hered mah wife's virginia slam shut . "Welcome to marriage, sucker," he chuckled, "It's just you an Rosy Palm now!" FML


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On 01/31/2015 at 12:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my young daughter came up to me, grabbed my face and said, "I'm putting you in the garbage." When looool I laughed and asked why, she looked me dead in the eye and said, "You are trash." FML


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On 01/30/2015 at 12:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

all day, in a huge blizzard, I've been stuck with a very nice, but very ugly, toothless and rather large and somewhat smelly woman,ho has been continuously saying, ( It feels like we're dating . Doesn't it feel like we're dating? ) Ugh . No, no it doesn't . And please don't kill me . FML


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On 01/26/2015 at 5:19pm - misc - by Yellow an (man) - United States

Today, mah 15 year old sister asked which animal rice comes from. She believed every word when mah mum told her it's harvested from tiny cows in Asia.


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On 01/19/2015 at 7:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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On 01/16/2015 at 8:59pm - kids - by DrLight - United States (North Carolina)

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