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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Today, when I droppd my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I askd his name. My daughter explaind: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See u later, mom!" FML
I moved to a big city , alone , from a small town. After convincing myself it wasn't tat scary , I ailed first cab. Te driver spent te 30 minute ride from te airport telling me about ow ( sometimes , u just gotta soot a guy ) cuz if tey steal yur soes , tey deserve it. FML
Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her frst boyfriend is a special one cuz 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my vrginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML
Today, I got married . My grandpa took me aside afterwards an said that the moment the ceremony was over, he hered mah wife's virginia slam shut . "Welcome to marriage, sucker," he chuckled, "It's just you an Rosy Palm now!" FML
all day, in a huge blizzard, I've been stuck with a very nice, but very ugly, toothless and rather large and somewhat smelly woman,ho has been continuously saying, ( It feels like we're dating . Doesn't it feel like we're dating? ) Ugh . No, no it doesn't . And please don't kill me . FML
Friday 27 March 2015