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Today, just another casual morning. I went to go drop a deuce in the bathroom. Barely being awake I didn't notice my roommates had put glad wrap between the seat and toilet, so i got piss and shit all over me. FML

#2285
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18455) - you deserved it (4375)

On 01/23/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by ohn0es - United States (Kansas)

Today, we received a wedding invitation from a couple who are renting an apartment from us. They haven't paid rent for several months. My father is listed as the "principal sponsor." FML

#2284
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20253) - you deserved it (1918)

On 01/23/2009 at 5:16am - money - by moronicmoroccan - Philippines (Rizal)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59148) - you deserved it (7824)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, I moved back home because I got laid off and could no longer afford my apartment. I decided to take a nap and when I woke up I overheard my Mom telling my Aunt that she used to be so proud of me and wonders when I became such a loser. Burn. FML

#2215
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21586) - you deserved it (2409)

On 01/22/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by TotallyFkd - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand when my roommate walked in on me. Scared and looking me right in the face he says "What's for dinner?". FML

#2177
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6787) - you deserved it (23832)

On 01/22/2009 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up with a hangover, but went to school anyway without showering, applying makeup, and still wearing my pajama bottoms. While taking the subway, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen a year. His new girlfriend looked at me and said, "You look... tired." FML

#1930
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9652) - you deserved it (18662)

On 01/20/2009 at 4:38pm - misc - by babygurl69 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was jerking one off and my cat jumped out of nowhere and dug his claws into my shaft. Attempting to knock him away resulted in three nasty gashes... that I now have to explain to my wife. FML

#1752
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33728) - you deserved it (9191)

On 01/19/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42248) - you deserved it (2403)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

#1395
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19359) - you deserved it (9049)

On 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by stellarshaun - United States (California)

Today, I got together with a small gathering of friends in a bar. I go up to the bar to order something, but with all the music and noise, the barman can't hear what I'm trying to say, so he leans forward, cocking his ear towards me. For some reason, I thought he was being friendly so I kissed him as if we were saying hello to each other. FML

#1056
16 comments

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On 01/14/2009 at 12:01am - misc - by Ad-s - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was just taking a wank with my laptop on low battery. Almost finished when my laptop died. FML

#735
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10507) - you deserved it (49665)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:07am - intimacy - by Noname - United Kingdom (Wokingham)

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
79 comments

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On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51898) - you deserved it (6310)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

#527
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32671) - you deserved it (1994)

On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I opened my laptop in the train to watch a good film I had downloaded. Of course, it was a fake and the whole carriage was allowed to watch and hear five seconds of butt licking. FML

#499
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16560) - you deserved it (9826)

On 12/12/2008 at 1:05am - misc - by Jumanji - Sent from mobile version



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