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Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 2:53am - animals - by RustyBulletHole - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 2:53am - animals - by RustyBulletHole - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 2:53am - animals - by RustyBulletHole - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 3:30pm - misc - by j0natron (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my fiance told me that he no longer loves me, that he still has feelings for an ex. The wedding is off and he needs the ring back to give to the right woman. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 12:08pm - love - by nolongerengaged (woman) - United States
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 7:56am - intimacy - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 9:41am - work - by sportskidguru - United States (Missouri)
Today, I interviewed for a call center job making $13/hr, the only job where they called back. I used to live in a doorman luxury apartment in Manhattan with a prime skyline view and clubhouse. That was last month. FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 11:19am - money - by Banker - United States (Virginia)
Today, I finally broke my two year dry spell, but as she was putting on the condom, I came. She laughed from the time she was putting on her clothes to when she walked out the door. I don't think she's going to call back. FML
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On 01/27/2009 at 7:47am - intimacy - by theguy24 - United States (Nebraska)
Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML
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On 01/25/2009 at 8:07am - love - by theamericandream - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went to a "party" with the boy whom I am interested in. It was the first time I met his friends. Turns out he and all his friends are hardcore Christians who don't drink and are celibate. FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 8:03pm - love - by Durrrrrr - Canada (Ontario)
Today, just another casual morning. I went to go drop a deuce in the bathroom. Barely being awake I didn't notice my roommates had put glad wrap between the seat and toilet, so i got piss and shit all over me. FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by ohn0es - United States (Kansas)
Today, we received a wedding invitation from a couple who are renting an apartment from us. They haven't paid rent for several months. My father is listed as the "principal sponsor." FML
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On 01/23/2009 at 5:16am - money - by moronicmoroccan - Philippines (Rizal)
Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)
Today, I moved back home because I got laid off and could no longer afford my apartment. I decided to take a nap and when I woke up I overheard my Mom telling my Aunt that she used to be so proud of me and wonders when I became such a loser. Burn. FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by TotallyFkd - United States (Pennsylvania)
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