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Katiekhalifa
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 4178
  • Number of comments : 198
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Katiekhalifa : 20. Nursing student.
Tattooed. Spend most of my time reading, writing, making art, crafting, and playing video games.

Katiekhalifa's page activity

Visits<b>RA91</b> - yesterday at 11:38pm<b>aha_awkward_</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 2:45am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 12:39am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 10:02pm<b>rhiley</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 9:51am<b>grimtrigger</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 12:22am<b>orangejubejube</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 2:18pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 1:10pm<b>dtut</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 8:20am<b>jake_braves</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 11:52am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 9:30am<b>mcloonybin</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 5:43am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 9:54am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 6:39pm<b>ckibb97</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 12:51pm<b>pacman490</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 6:40am<b>cheshirecat13242</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 8:46pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 5:02pm

Fucked!<b>rhiley</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 3:51pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 7:10pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 7:40pm<b>jake_braves</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 5:53pm<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 3:52pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 3:24pm<b>pacman490</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 12:40pm<b>Geary519</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 9:04am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 5:07am<b>vet1</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 7:34am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 6:08am<b>Mons</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 9:06am<b>Skarlun</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 6:09am<b>rachelthelime</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 6:33pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 12:27pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 5:54pm<b>soulcrusher11</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 2:49am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 5:17am

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The Mixer

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Katiekhalifa's favorite FMLs

Today, my kids tried to make grilled cheese by turning the toaster sideways. When all was done, it all flew out onto the kitchen floor. Both my kids and my husband left the mess there for me to clean up when I got home. FML

by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 5:07pm / United States / Kids

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm / India / Kids

Today, my blanket got caught on my nose ring and it took my boyfriend over an hour to get it free. Afterwards, he admitted he was trying not to laugh because it reminded him of a bullfight. FML

by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 3:36pm / Mexico (Zacatecas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

by Anonymous / 01/01/2012 at 2:34am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML

by Anonymous / 05/25/2011 at 4:33pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Intimacy

Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML

by Anonymous / 07/27/2009 at 5:38am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him I had none, he yelled angrily "who comes to this city without money?" I replied "apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

by re2K5 / 07/25/2009 at 12:39pm / Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto) / Money