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About Katiekhalifa : 19. Computer Programming Major.
Tattooed. Spend most of my time reading, writing, making art, crafting, and playing video games. I have four super spoiled cats, a guinea pig, and a hedgehog

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Today, my kids tried to make grilled cheese by turning the toaster sideways. When all was done, it all flew out onto the kitchen floor. Both my kids and my husband left the mess there for me to clean up when I got home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25897) - you deserved it (3052)

On 01/23/2012 at 5:07pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML


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On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, my blanket got caught on my nose ring and it took my boyfriend over an hour to get it free. Afterwards, he admitted he was trying not to laugh because it reminded him of a bullfight. FML


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On 01/06/2012 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - Mexico (Zacatecas)

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML


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On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML


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On 05/25/2011 at 4:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML


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On 07/27/2009 at 5:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him I had none, he yelled angrily "who comes to this city without money?" I replied "apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML


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On 07/25/2009 at 12:39pm - money - by re2K5 (man) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)

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