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Katiekhalifa

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Katiekhalifa

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  • Number of visits : 3631
  • Number of comments : 198
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Katiekhalifa : 19. Computer Programming Major.
Tattooed. Spend most of my time reading, writing, making art, crafting, and playing video games. I have four super spoiled cats, a guinea pig, and a hedgehog

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Katiekhalifa's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

#19775676
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28358) - you deserved it (2766)

On 06/12/2012 at 9:02am - love - by fledermausi (woman) - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML

#19775546
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29931) - you deserved it (8587)

On 06/12/2012 at 7:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML

#19772636
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25031) - you deserved it (2986)

On 06/11/2012 at 7:39pm - misc - by beautyschool22 (woman) - United States

Today, there is an annual solar eclipse. As I was buying the last pair of solar glasses to watch the eclipse with, some jerk snatched them out of my hands and bolted off with them. I now have to make the decision between watching the eclipse and not going blind. FML

#19653342
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20440) - you deserved it (3068)

On 05/20/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by VocalizedBoar - United States (New Mexico)

Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML

#19542663
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17290) - you deserved it (14548)

On 04/28/2012 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Matt (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML

#19376711
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5834) - you deserved it (67240)

On 03/30/2012 at 3:13pm - work - by bananamuffin - United States

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

#19335521
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28909) - you deserved it (5829)

On 03/23/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by justgreat - United States (Florida)

Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a woman asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML

#19324398
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24135) - you deserved it (5292)

On 03/22/2012 at 12:56am - work - by Atheist (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

#19320311
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11169) - you deserved it (65309)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

 Today, I decided to finally try out the veggie slicer I bought a few months ago to make healthy homemade potato chips. Along with the sliced potatoes, I am now missing about a quarter inch chunk of skin from the side of my hand and quite a bit of blood. At least the chips were good. FML

#19281452
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18129) - you deserved it (12226)

On 03/15/2012 at 3:53am - health - by missgayle319 - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog wanted to go upstairs, but she has stitches and was having trouble. So I carried her to the top, at which point she peed all over my carpet. FML

#19211891
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19978) - you deserved it (3047)

On 03/04/2012 at 12:51am - animals - by raven_teen_titan - United States (California)

Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML

#19118368
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16025) - you deserved it (54623)

On 02/19/2012 at 10:00pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

#19085871
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37975) - you deserved it (2747)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - misc - by sharpie2792 - United States

Today, I was sick, so I emailed my co-workers with a list of my hours, asking if anyone would be willing to cover them for me. I only got one hour covered, and that was during a day I don't even work. FML

#19026476
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21278) - you deserved it (2474)

On 02/08/2012 at 1:46pm - work - by Girl With a Cold (woman) -

Today, my nine year old stepson overheard me telling my husband that I was almost out of my favorite shampoo, and since it was discontinued, I couldn't buy any more. He got in the shower and happily emptied the bottles down the drain. FML

#18960486
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29327) - you deserved it (5066)

On 01/31/2012 at 12:31pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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