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Katiekhalifa

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Katiekhalifa

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 3621
  • Number of comments : 198
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Katiekhalifa : 19. Computer Programming Major.
Tattooed. Spend most of my time reading, writing, making art, crafting, and playing video games. I have four super spoiled cats, a guinea pig, and a hedgehog

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Visits<b>NabellaMH</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 5:39pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 8:11pm<b>jenninator93</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 7:12pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 3:06am<b>Mitchellbassists</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 1:01pm<b>Exorcio</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 5:01am<b>GEMoon</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 12:10am<b>Zyssii</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 1:47am<b>Skarlun</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 12:09am<b>rachelthelime</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 12:33pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 6:24pm<b>chip993</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 1:57pm<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 9:38am<b>hantu69</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 12:37pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 11:25pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 2:18am<b>Curtis66</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 1:29am<b>thunderfucked</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 4:48pm

Fucked!<b>Mons</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 9:06am<b>Skarlun</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 6:09am<b>rachelthelime</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 6:33pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 12:27pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 5:54pm<b>soulcrusher11</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 2:49am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 5:17am<b>GEMoon</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 9:37pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 1:07am<b>tranced_</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 5:43am<b>watermelon15</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 5:16am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 6:14pm<b>Acerhawk</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 4:18am<b>Paid4Hir3</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 8:29am<b>EverestMelting</b> - the 01/14/2015 at 8:47pm<b>sagarhablani</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 3:27pm<b>ligerzero459</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 11:57pm<b>robertd73</b> - the 12/18/2014 at 6:02am

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Katiekhalifa's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML

#20002813
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33940) - you deserved it (1720)

On 08/04/2012 at 8:44pm - misc - by m - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML

#19987412
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22785) - you deserved it (3023)

On 07/27/2012 at 1:46pm - misc - by booo - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was swimming in my pool with my two sons. A few hours later while on Facebook, I saw that one of them had liked a photo with the caption, "Peeing in a pool, best feeling ever." FML

#19978741
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21615) - you deserved it (2462)

On 07/23/2012 at 12:28am - kids - by poolboy -

Today, my neighbor called me on vacation to tell me that she let my mother into my house to feed my fish. I don't have fish, and my mother passed away 3 years ago. FML

#19978365
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33651) - you deserved it (2281)

On 07/22/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by My_Name_Is_Zach -

Today, I got to live my life's dream of going whale watching. Apparently my true life's dream was to get extremely seasick, sunburned to a crisp, and pay $60 to see only seagulls in the end. FML

#19977133
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19122) - you deserved it (3790)

On 07/22/2012 at 9:05pm - animals - by disappointed (woman) -

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

#19908128
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34090) - you deserved it (1603)

On 07/08/2012 at 2:58am - misc - by JadedBaker (woman) - United States

Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML

#19899263
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28239) - you deserved it (2675)

On 07/06/2012 at 6:51am - love - by Toilettrash (woman) - United States

Today, I bought a home at a bargain. It will need 5 grand in repairs to fix plumbing and electric, but it's mine. When I pulled up the listing to show pictures to my friends, there was a new listing that was in the same neighborhood, and a larger, nicer house that is move in ready. Same price. FML

#19892376
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26428) - you deserved it (5372)

On 07/04/2012 at 8:50pm - money - by jenjam (woman) -

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML

#19876638
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23734) - you deserved it (4412)

On 07/01/2012 at 4:01pm - love - by Jacqueline (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered my cat's favorite hobby: sitting butthole-first on my favorite makeup brush. FML

#19870178
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21971) - you deserved it (2930)

On 06/30/2012 at 4:10am - misc - by audreyav - United States (Oregon)

Today, I learned that I do not possess the upper body, core, or leg strength to hold my girlfriend up during sex. I simultaneously collapsed and dropped her onto her coffee table. We are now both being treated at the hospital; her for glass wounds, me for a concussion. FML

#19864989
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16847) - you deserved it (29346)

On 06/29/2012 at 4:47am - intimacy - by bob (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dog was licking the dishes in the dishwasher when his collar got stuck on it. Then he got scared of the dishwasher rack following him and ran away really fast. Now I have no dishes. FML

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, another car slammed into me. By the time I got out to assess the damage, the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abducted by aliens mid-crash, or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML

#19840064
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25089) - you deserved it (1820)

On 06/24/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by Boar - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

#19806269
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31638) - you deserved it (3141)

On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States

Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML



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