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Katiekhalifa
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  • Number of visits : 4094
  • Number of comments : 198
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Katiekhalifa : 20. Nursing student.
Tattooed. Spend most of my time reading, writing, making art, crafting, and playing video games.

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Visits<b>AyeTee77</b> - yesterday at 9:54am<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 9:47am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 6:39pm<b>ckibb97</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 12:51pm<b>pacman490</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 6:40am<b>cheshirecat13242</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 8:46pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 5:02pm<b>Blizzicus</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 3:26pm<b>molloy2</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 10:20pm<b>heroqucas</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 6:20am<b>MxAxRxCxO</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 7:44pm<b>RA91</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 2:25am<b>Geary519</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 9:31pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 5:15pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 11:11pm<b>jackslim</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 12:33pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 12:04am<b>daveyyyyh</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 3:28pm

Fucked!<b>AyeTee77</b> - 19 hours ago<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 3:24pm<b>pacman490</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 12:40pm<b>Geary519</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 9:04am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 5:07am<b>vet1</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 7:34am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 6:08am<b>Mons</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 9:06am<b>Skarlun</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 6:09am<b>rachelthelime</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 6:33pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 12:27pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 5:54pm<b>soulcrusher11</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 2:49am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 5:17am<b>GEMoon</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 9:37pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 1:07am<b>tranced_</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 5:43am<b>watermelon15</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 5:16am

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Katiekhalifa's favorite FMLs

Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML

by tramp / 11/10/2013 at 12:51am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML

by Anonymous / 10/27/2013 at 12:33pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Kids

Today, I realized that when my dad said he would pay for my college, he really meant that he was going to forge my signature on a student loan in my name and not make payments on it. FML

by oh... / 10/20/2013 at 4:34pm / United States (Missouri) / Money

Today, I finally received the bicycle I ordered months ago. It was an expensive custom-made bike which perfectly fit my 6'9" frame. Today, that bike got stolen. FML

by tallguy / 08/29/2013 at 9:40am / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous

Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML

by Neanderthals walk among us / 08/04/2013 at 3:09pm / Hungary (Budapest) / Work

Today, I was convinced by my friends to watch an episode of the American TV show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo". They said it was bad, but I didn't anticipate having a full-blown panic attack ten minutes into it. FML

by WTF, America? / 08/03/2013 at 5:57pm / Sweden / Health

Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML

by Anonymous / 08/03/2013 at 1:59pm / United States (Florida) / Animals

Today, while taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket. I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool. Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet. I was robbed with my own knife. FML

Today, I crawled into bed with my boyfriend. He was snoring loudly which is how I knew he was passed out cold. Once I was under the blanket next to him, he slowly turned over, stared me straight in the face and said, "I have to kill you". Then started snoring again. FML

Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML

by AuntPeePee / 05/20/2013 at 7:57am / United States / Kids

Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML

by Anonymous / 01/26/2013 at 12:20pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Intimacy

Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

by ananymous / 10/31/2012 at 11:04pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML

by Anonymous / 10/04/2012 at 2:10pm / United States (Nebraska) / Health

Today, my dog head-butted me in the mouth so hard that my lip split open. Twenty minutes later, I unthinkingly sprayed perfume directly into the wound. FML

by g'day cunt / 08/26/2012 at 2:27pm / Australia (South Australia) / Animals

Today, it's garbage day. My mom accidentally threw away a receipt she needed to return something and told me to go get it. While I was looking for it, a cop gave me hell for "stealing recyclables on private property." This all happened in my front lawn. FML

by Anonymous / 08/14/2012 at 2:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous