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Katiekhalifa

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Katiekhalifa

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  • Number of visits : 3576
  • Number of comments : 198
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Katiekhalifa : 19. Computer Programming Major.
Tattooed. Spend most of my time reading, writing, making art, crafting, and playing video games. I have four super spoiled cats, a guinea pig, and a hedgehog

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Visits<b>Exorcio</b> - 15 hours ago<b>GEMoon</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 12:10am<b>Zyssii</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 1:47am<b>Skarlun</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 12:09am<b>rachelthelime</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 12:33pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 6:24pm<b>chip993</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 1:57pm<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 9:38am<b>hantu69</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 12:37pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 11:25pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 2:18am<b>Curtis66</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 1:29am<b>thunderfucked</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 4:48pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 11:54am<b>kawaiikittii</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 10:59pm<b>CMaddawg361</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 2:37am<b>lovebugs7204</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 11:35am<b>wegg5150</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 2:11pm

Fucked!<b>Skarlun</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 6:09am<b>rachelthelime</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 6:33pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 12:27pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 5:54pm<b>soulcrusher11</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 2:49am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 5:17am<b>GEMoon</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 9:37pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 1:07am<b>tranced_</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 5:43am<b>watermelon15</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 5:16am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 6:14pm<b>Acerhawk</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 4:18am<b>Paid4Hir3</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 8:29am<b>EverestMelting</b> - the 01/14/2015 at 8:47pm<b>sagarhablani</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 3:27pm<b>ligerzero459</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 11:57pm<b>robertd73</b> - the 12/18/2014 at 6:02am<b>morondon000</b> - the 12/15/2014 at 8:53am

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Katiekhalifa's favorite FMLs

Today, I wanted to pretend to have a seizure so my baby sister could know when to call 911. When I fell down and started to pretend, she decided to drink my soda instead of helping me. FML

#21071750
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38280) - you deserved it (14991)

On 02/25/2014 at 10:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML

#21065212
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40676) - you deserved it (11042)

On 02/19/2014 at 2:17am - misc - by thisismyawkwardface (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, while waiting in line at a store, a toddler behind me was throwing a major meltdown while his father yelled at him, giving me a migraine. I turned to the woman behind me and said, "Can you believe this kid? I feel sorry for his mother." Turns out the woman was his mother. FML

#21064367
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25601) - you deserved it (42609)

On 02/18/2014 at 11:31am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was driving through the mountains and there was a chain requirement. I went to put them on and found a note where my chains used to be saying, "Have fun in a blizzard now bitch" from my ex. FML

#21062139
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39921) - you deserved it (6072)

On 02/16/2014 at 2:37am - misc - by snowlover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at work, a customer asked me to unlock the restroom for them. I honestly couldn't figure out which gender they were, but I didn't want to be rude and ask, so I took a chance. I unlocked the wrong one. FML

#21056381
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44135) - you deserved it (5229)

On 02/10/2014 at 3:48pm - work - by elizabethkalyn (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my sister found out that Justin Bieber got arrested and now she won't stop crying. 5ML

#21037837
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43340) - you deserved it (5127)

On 01/24/2014 at 12:28am - misc - by Estee1024 - United States (California)

Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML

#21036248
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46630) - you deserved it (9445)

On 01/22/2014 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I dropped my phone in the wet snow. I read that putting it in rice helps to get the water out. Three pieces of rice are now frozen into the power port, and I can't get the charger in. FML

#21034026
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39097) - you deserved it (12526)

On 01/20/2014 at 3:34pm - misc - by merrr - Canada

Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML

#21028949
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58776) - you deserved it (5212)

On 01/15/2014 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by DisturbedMan (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, it's been two weeks since my parents went crazy with their attempts to save on the water bill. Every time I want to take a shower, I have to ask them first. Let's just say I've had to resort to taking sponge baths in public bathrooms to keep my B.O. under control. FML

#21025608
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48429) - you deserved it (4137)

On 01/12/2014 at 2:06pm - misc - by shakinmahbuttbutt (man) - United States

Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML

#21002634
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42901) - you deserved it (13608)

On 12/23/2013 at 4:10pm - money - by rainastartree - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML

#20996935
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42048) - you deserved it (15875)

On 12/18/2013 at 12:47pm - intimacy - by Rob (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML

#20988723
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40603) - you deserved it (2638)

On 12/11/2013 at 6:58am - misc - by a.white - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML

#20981261
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41139) - you deserved it (2740)

On 12/05/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by happy birthday to me (woman) - United States

Today, I donated blood. Afterwards, I regained consciousness on the floor with a half-eaten cookie in my mouth. FML



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