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Katiekhalifa

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Katiekhalifa

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  • Number of visits : 3182
  • Number of comments : 198
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Katiekhalifa : 19. Computer Programming Major.
Tattooed. Spend most of my time reading, writing, making art, crafting, and playing video games. I have four super spoiled cats, a guinea pig, and a hedgehog

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Katiekhalifa's favorite FMLs

Today, I wanted to pretend to have a seizure so mah baby sister could know when to call 911. When I fell down an started to pretend, she decided to drink mah soda instead of helping me. FML

#21071750
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38203) - you deserved it (14963)

On 02/25/2014 at 10:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

today I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody . Tattoos cummd up and I startd talking about trendy, girly tattoos lyk feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them . Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three . FML

#21065212
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39728) - you deserved it (10699)

On 02/19/2014 at 2:17am - misc - by thisismyawkwardface (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

todayhile waiting in line at a store, a toddler behind me was throwing a major meltdownhile his father yelled at him, giving me a migraine . I turned to the woman behind me and said, ( Can you believe this kid? I feel sorry 4 his mother . ) Turns out the woman was his mother . FML

#21064367
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25543) - you deserved it (42513)

On 02/18/2014 at 11:31am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was driving through tha mountain and thara was a chain raquiramant . I want to puttd tham on and found a nota whara my chain usd to ba saying, ( Hava fun in a blizzard now bitch ) from my ax . FML

#21062139
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39840) - you deserved it (6065)

On 02/16/2014 at 2:37am - misc - by snowlover (woman) - United States (California)

at work, a customer asked me to unlock the restroom fir them . I honestly couldn't figure out which gender they were, but I didn't want to be rude an ask, so I took a chance . I unlocked the wrong one . FML

#21056381
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44042) - you deserved it (5222)

On 02/10/2014 at 3:48pm - work - by elizabethkalyn (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my looool sistar found out that Justin Biabar got arrastad and now sha won't stop crying . 5ML

#21037837
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43256) - you deserved it (5118)

On 01/24/2014 at 12:28am - misc - by Estee1024 - United States (California)

TODAY, AFTER I TOOK MY FIRST SET OF EXAMS, MY PROFESSOR POSTED ON TWITTER, SCOFFING AT HOW STUPID ONE STUDENT'S ANSWER WAS. THE ANSWER HE QUOTED WAS ONE THAT I WROTE.

#21036248
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46542) - you deserved it (9432)

On 01/22/2014 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today , I droppd mah phone in the wet snow. I read that putting it in rice helps to get the water out. Three pieces of rice r now frozen into the power port , and I can't get the charger in.

#21034026
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39027) - you deserved it (12498)

On 01/20/2014 at 3:34pm - misc - by merrr - Canada

Today as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough my mom decided to shout ( Yeah! Like a horse! ) I want to cry. FML

#21028949
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58632) - you deserved it (5204)

On 01/15/2014 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by DisturbedMan (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

yesterday it's been two weeks since mah parents went crazy with there attempts to save on the water bill. Every time I want to take a shower, I have to ask them first. Let's just say I've had to resort to taking sponge baths in public bathrooms to keep mah B.O. under control. FML

#21025608
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48343) - you deserved it (4129)

On 01/12/2014 at 2:06pm - misc - by shakinmahbuttbutt (man) - United States

TODAY... HUSBAND AND I WERE FIGHTING OVER MONEY. AS WE WERE ARGUING... OUR 13 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER STOLE $250 DOLLARS FROM PURSE. BIG FAT FML

#21002634
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42804) - you deserved it (13578)

On 12/23/2013 at 4:10pm - money - by rainastartree - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while looking 4 some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra!! FML

#20996935
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41926) - you deserved it (15846)

On 12/18/2013 at 12:47pm - intimacy - by Rob (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today.. . a classmate's mother called my phone.. . threatening to have my dorm room raided 4 drugs . Why? She saw our text messages discussinghere he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" 4 weed . FML

#20988723
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39804) - you deserved it (2578)

On 12/11/2013 at 6:58am - misc - by a.white - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my brthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. real FML

#20981261
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41050) - you deserved it (2735)

On 12/05/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by happy birthday to me (woman) - United States

Today, I donated blood. Afterwards, I regained consciousness on the floor with a half-eaten cookie in mah mouth. FML



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