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Katiekhalifa
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  • Number of visits : 4173
  • Number of comments : 198
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Katiekhalifa : 20. Nursing student.
Tattooed. Spend most of my time reading, writing, making art, crafting, and playing video games.

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Visits<b>RA91</b> - one hour ago<b>aha_awkward_</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 2:45am<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 12:39am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 10:02pm<b>rhiley</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 9:51am<b>grimtrigger</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 12:22am<b>orangejubejube</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 2:18pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 1:10pm<b>dtut</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 8:20am<b>jake_braves</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 11:52am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 9:30am<b>mcloonybin</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 5:43am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 9:54am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 6:39pm<b>ckibb97</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 12:51pm<b>pacman490</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 6:40am<b>cheshirecat13242</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 8:46pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 5:02pm

Fucked!<b>rhiley</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 3:51pm<b>frankmz</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 7:10pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 7:40pm<b>jake_braves</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 5:53pm<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 3:52pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 3:24pm<b>pacman490</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 12:40pm<b>Geary519</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 9:04am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 5:07am<b>vet1</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 7:34am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 6:08am<b>Mons</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 9:06am<b>Skarlun</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 6:09am<b>rachelthelime</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 6:33pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 12:27pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 5:54pm<b>soulcrusher11</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 2:49am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 5:17am

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Katiekhalifa's favorite FMLs

Today, I realised I was far too attached to my duvet. Literally. I just got a large tattoo on my back, and my duvet somehow stuck to my skin during the night and formed part of the scab. I now have the joy of deciding whether to tear it off fast or peel it away slowly. FML

Today, I found a $20 bill on the ground, so I decided to pick it up. It was actually attached to a string and was meant to be a prank by some kids. They failed miserably, so I took the money. They ran up to me and punched me in the balls for taking their cash. FML

by ethawesome1125 / 11/02/2014 at 7:11pm / United States (Texas) / Money

Today, my wife's cat ran away. After spending a lot of money making "Lost Cat" flyers and driving around for hours passing them out and searching for her cat, he walked downstairs. FML

by PsychoBillyGoat / 05/25/2014 at 8:47pm / United States (Alaska) / Animals

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, on my way to Burger King I got into a heated discussion with my wife about our cats. We have 15 rescues, and I've reached my limit. Guess what came running up to my car while waiting in the drive-through. We named him Pickles. FML

by cat whisperer / 03/20/2014 at 12:31am / United States / Animals

Today, I was making a special birthday delivery for a customer. As I handed her the fruit basket, I said, "Hey, we have the same birthday! Happy birthday!" She called me an attention whore and slammed the door in my face. FML

by Ma_Nikka / 03/19/2014 at 9:38pm / United States (California) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I was fired over the phone, losing my only source of income. When asked if I was okay, I explained that although I understood why, I was a little peeved they'd chosen my birthday to deliver the message. My - now former - boss then sang "Happy Birthday" to me in its entirety. FML

by pale-suzie / 03/19/2014 at 8:28am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Work

Today, I decided to clean my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML

by Shiva / 03/18/2014 at 4:46am / France (Poitou-Charentes) / Animals

Today, I waited on a gentleman and his lady friend at my restaurant. They ordered some of the most expensive items on the menu, and I thought I'd get a nice tip. Instead, he tipped me a scrap of paper, containing a drawing of a cock jizzing on a caricature of my face, and the word "Thanks." FML

by Anonymous / 03/16/2014 at 2:53pm / United States (New York) / Work

Today, I went shopping for a wedding dress at a fancy store. The proprietor took one look at me, said they don't have any dresses large enough for me, and asked me to leave. No wonder my self-confidence is in the gutter. FML

by DarthVerona / 03/14/2014 at 4:07pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

by Anonymous / 03/14/2014 at 1:07am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, a teenage girl bumped into me and my phone fell out of my hands, and over the Golden Gate Bridge. FML

by Seriously? / 03/09/2014 at 1:08am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother decided to tell me about how my twin brother almost killed me in the womb when his cord wrapped around my neck. When she left the room, he said, "You won't be so lucky next time." FML

by Anonymous / 03/08/2014 at 6:13pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my driver's-side door was so frozen that the locking mechanism wouldn't move. My passenger-side door's lock worked, but the door itself wouldn't budge. The door handle on the other hand, budged quite well. It budged right off its hinges. FML

by Staying Home Today / 03/04/2014 at 7:25am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I told my husband to give our dog a bath while I was at work. When I returned home, I found my dog, along with my husband, in the bath together. FML

by lacy / 03/01/2014 at 3:23am / United States (Kentucky) / Animals

Today, my car was found with a smashed window and a torn-apart steering column, in order to hot-wire it. The thief didn't get away with my car, though. The engine was in the garage, where I've been working on it for two days. FML